Aaron Ring @AaronSR
Bunny for hire. No job too cute. New York, NY Joined May 2008-
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I wish everyone would get off Elon’s case about the salutes. It’s really adding to his kampf.
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Intermittent fasting is just tech bro bulimia
Worst Greeting Ever @mydailyblitz #comedycrowd #dailyblitz
The best thing about middle age is that when I wake up in the morning, I’ve already wasted my life. So the rest of the day is my own.
Happy Easter @jenbegakis! I don’t know you. You might not even be one person, as an Aesopian or Homeric group would better explain your output. But I believe that however many you are, most of you are Greek.
@jenbegakis @AKBrews Thought that was Redd Foxx for second
@JohnDeVore Or just skip the book and go straight to HBO
College might be harder to afford these days, but it's much easier for parents to get their kids into a good school shooting.
I was all set to get into BDSM. Then I choked.
@jenbegakis Does Greece have snakes? If yes, fuck that guy.
I’ve been doing this 8-minute workout. For 8 minutes a day, I’m in amazing shape.
Republican paleontologists find dinosaurs killed off by woke asteroid
I wouldn’t swipe left on her for eating crackers in bed!
If it bites you again, it wants another ten. Don’t try to give it a twenty thinking “just in case it wants more.” Cats can only see tens.
I always pour one on the ground for carelessness.
So is any one liner now considered a dad joke?
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Destiny Allegedly �... @DestinyHarHar
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3K Followers 5K Following is this thing on…? Triple Threat (jewish/gay/bald). I love Trashy Horror/Trashy Humor. he/him/who? Free Palestine!
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susie @BarlevMeital
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Tell me a story Rory @axl_lutz
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Mike @EatPrayMike
533 Followers 2K Following Humor, writing, #Braves, #Panthers, #Hurricanes, napping. Not really sure what I’m supposed to be doing here.
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Jane Ann beauty 😍�... @RobertJ32839528
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katie @katiedidd_
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Joe, Warlord of the W... @WombatTheMad
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Longtime Diasporist H... @eddyportnoy
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Steve Most 🧠 @SBMost
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