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#aftersex I wash off my right hand and give myself a high-five. Unless I tickled my pooper, then I wash my left hand too!
Every fucking time I drive through McD's, I want to order an Anus burger with special sauce and cheese. Thank you for the Anus burger McD.
Just jacked it and oops, jizz landed on my feet. I know it's wrong, but that warm pattering felt so good. Now I get why girls like rule #7.
I really wish I could jack it, poop, and pee every morning, all without using my hands. It could work if I stood between my tub and toilet.
Felipe Hinkle @AbortionArticle
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