Aborted Tweets @AbortedTweets

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Aborted Tweets @AbortedTweets

17 years ago

Photo: I understand that once you’ve seen every fetish you’ve ever had on demand makes you want even more…... http://tumblr.com/xca40x3f1

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Aborted Tweets @AbortedTweets

17 years ago

#aftersex I wash off my right hand and give myself a high-five. Unless I tickled my pooper, then I wash my left hand too!

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Aborted Tweets @AbortedTweets

17 years ago

Every fucking time I drive through McD's, I want to order an Anus burger with special sauce and cheese. Thank you for the Anus burger McD.

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Aborted Tweets @AbortedTweets

17 years ago

Just jacked it and oops, jizz landed on my feet. I know it's wrong, but that warm pattering felt so good. Now I get why girls like rule #7.

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Aborted Tweets @AbortedTweets

17 years ago

I really wish I could jack it, poop, and pee every morning, all without using my hands. It could work if I stood between my tub and toilet.

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