TheAbsoluteBeefcake @AbsoluteBeef
Addicted to candy and exercise. Sunshine powers my soul. New regrets every day. Dallas, TX Joined July 2016-
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@Breaking911 Biggest crime is the mid 2000’s McMansion style architecture
@RepHankJohnson @RepDanGoldman @RepAdamSchiff @RepRaskin @RepDean @RepJasmine You're the guy that thought Guam could tip over from having more people on it. I don't think your opinion counts for much.
Just spent $25 at Five Guys in the name of research. I now feel terrible.
If you see an adult thinking hard while counting using their fingers there is an 80% chance they're making a haiku
Accidentally bought jam instead of jelly Trying to figure out the difference but everyone is catching attitude when I ask
I love this video. This is pretty much the 2017 version of Rookie of the year #CastAway instagram.com/p/BY36uyYB6w3/
Texas: Hurricane Harvey was the worst disaster in decades Florida: Hold my beer #HurricaneIrma #IrmaGerdaHurricern
Huge. I Don't x.com/waltdisneyworl…
If you haven't been here lately...you just haven't been! #WaltDisneyWorld
Sadly millions of people across the country tomorrow are going to be talking about HBO's documentary "The Definite Ones" #TheDefiantOnes
Flat tires are a simple fix, unless of course you don't have a jack in your truck #2hourslater
I never feel more like an out of touch stepdad than when an Apple Store employee is trying to explain the inner workings of my phone
Rolling up Christmas, Kwanza, Hannukah, and Festivus into one happy blackout. #ChristmasPubCrawl in New Orleans only hours away.
Sometimes dogs have it pretty good instagram.com/p/BNAGiYIDM81/
Can't wait to leave Pennington and develop binge eating disorder. 8 more days.
Fiery wisdom inbound. Myself and fellow MANcationer Vincent start an opinion series. elevatedbro.com/truth-and-just…
What do you call a guy who tells terrible stories in the jungle? A wild bore
Two weeks left at Pennington. That ass is getting tighter every day. Also I'm hungry. elevatedbro.com/human-test-sub…
@ClayTravis I'm playing the @Outkick drinking game to this debate but I can only drink water for another month. Never been more hydrated.
So Long Les Miles, We'll Miss You a Little. A 12 year tenure comes to an expected end at LSU.elevatedbro.com/so-long-les-mi…
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141 Followers 298 Following Lover of live music, sports, craft beer, & death metal▫️ Drummer▫️ #DCU #ALLCAPS #cyclONEnation ▫️ @DrJessG is my better half
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that Krissy @krissymmurphy
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