Mark Davison @ActorDavison
I'm a comic actor and writer. I am part of The Exploding Heads. I play Ian Fiveankles and Colin from Portsmouth. Rep: Sean Gascoine at United bovismavis.wordpress.com London Joined November 2008-
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Latest video from Ian who is definitely out there in America. Definitely. And a cheeky cameo on the sofa from Hobbes.
I am very glad of the countdown-to-kick offs, don't know where I'd be without them, so thanks America. But are there too many adverts? #WorldCup2026
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Colin thinks we won't get our country back until the USA owns the UK.
"Keir Starmer's not letting us watch England games til 9pm while in America they get to watch them in the afternoon! It's the nanny state gone mad?" "What's wrong, Keir? OFFENDED BY THE ENGLAND FLAG? 😡" Colin from Portsmouth is furious #fifaworldcup #worldcup2026
Worried about AI? This will calm you down. Possibly.
Please sign the Arts & Minds open letter to Bridget Phillipson MP (Secretary of State for Education) and Lisa Nandy MP (Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport), calling for creativity to be placed at the heart of the curriculum. actionnetwork.org/forms/putting-…
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The common sense candidate in a local election
Was a pleasure and a privilege to talk all things football with Richard. Here's part one of the chat, with part two to come.
‘Look at his face, just look at his face’ Here’s @ActorDavison one half of @Exploding_Heads with programme from his first ever match, at Wembley no less, an England schoolboys international. Find out more here - bit.ly/4eozhKt
It took two days to learn this, and an hour driving around to get this take.
Trying to win Denise back, not sure I've chosen quite the right song. . .
With this new cat bed clamped to my desk Indiana gets to critique every single thing I do during the working day. At very close quarters.
Oh Colin. . . .
"I bought a barrel of oil AND IT'S GONE DOWN?!" Colin from Portsmouth is absolutely furious.
Was amazing to get back into the @StakPod studios as @Fiveankles again!
Football pundits when there's a tight offside call...
Latest Colin from Portsmouth, and he has some startling opinions on the conflict in the middle east
📞"The Green Energy lobby started this war! They convinced America and Israel to start a war to make oil prices expensive! Now people will think renewable energy's a better idea!" Colin from Portsmouth knows who really started the conflict in Iran, and he's furious.
No one is above the law. . .apart from [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] and the entire board of [REDACTED].
"With Andrew and Mandelson, it just goes to show that no matter how wealthy and powerful you are, no one's above the law." "Apart from [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted] and [Redacted]. Seems they're above the law actually." Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
After yesterday's experimental sketch, today is on more familiar ground. Colin on Andrew and Mandelson.
"I'm shocked, Anthony! Peter Mandelson and Prince Andrew seemed like such stand up, decent blokes!" Colin from Portsmouth can't believe the findings.
New sketch. We're trying out some different styles.
Abraham Lincoln invites you to the theatre.
Brand new video!
Should we ban the over 65s from social media? The government are considering banning the elderly from social media as their brains haven't properly developed. But is a ban a step too far?
First Colin rant of 2026:
"Let's invade Belgium." "All I'm saying is we pop over, invade Belgium and call it Greater Kent." Colin from Portsmouth is in imperious mood.
Costume budget was through the roof on this one!
Stockley Park - a VAR period drama coming to ITV 1
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"THE NATIVITY PLAY'S GONE WOKE 😡" says Colin from Portsmouth.
Christmas Jumpers, with 20% of the proceeds going to Crisis: podcastmerch.co.uk/exploding-chri…
Them: When are your Colin from Portsmouth Christmas jumpers back on sale with 20% of proceeds going to Crisis UK? Us:
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