Alan Linic @AlanLinic
Writer for Saturday Night Live. Author of Our Perfect Marriage #QuirkBooks. Previously writer/performer/teacher at Second City Chicago. cameo.com/alanlinic New York, NY Joined June 2011-
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Maybe if we just start SAYING climate change is being caused by a conglomerate of left-leaning lizard pizza molesters we can get some buy in from the other side?
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Three whole unions’ worth of people for the price of one CEO? Sounds like a deal to me.
Annual Cost of SAG-AFTRA, DGA, WGA Contracts May Be $450M-$600M a Year, Moody’s Estimates thr.cm/5WAvyOF
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"Imagine how much money studios could save if they removed but a single Zaslav from their balance sheet." thedailybeast.com/cartoonishly-e… #WGAstrike #1u #SAGAFTRAstrike
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Woohoo! See you in Duluth! (Or online)
@MNWebFest @224BBaker @chaikapod Official selections for Actual Play Podcasts at Minnesota Web Fest (@MNWebFest) 2023! #MNWF23
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As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:
Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report cnn.it/3XSbhov
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literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever this shit don’t make any sense SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF
Jesus, I'M scared and I'm on this guy's side!
Ron Perlman responds to the studio executive who said: “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their apartments and losing their homes.”
Romantic - "I love you for your flaws" Not romantic? - "I love you for your flaws and here they are:"
I just finished Queer Ultimatum and my biggest takeaway from the show is that Mal and Sam are the most emotionally intelligent and mature human beings I have ever seen or imagined. Actually aspirational
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Y’all we got @ErinKeif2 on the show this week!! Shamanda is so jealous she didn’t get an autograph. Now she has this new #mysterycounty episode to cherish forever. 📚📚🦜🦜💕💕
How to Get Good at Sex: For Those Who Are Really Really Bad at It Go ahead. Explain to me how you found my secret room.
IMPORTANT QUESTION : If you had a bookcase that was a secret door, which book would you have to "pull" to open it? 📚
I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE
What is something you can say during both?
Tim Cook sounds like he's a South Park impression of Tim Cook
I have no meaningful hot or new takes so just amplifying how proud of my guild I am and how important I feel this moment is #WritersStrike
@ohboybeccaslack This tweet is going to be grossly underappreciated because I imagine the overlap in this venn diagram is small. But know, KNOW, that this is pure gold
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This party is one for the Guinness World Records for longest, craziest, and most monster-filled 15 year olds birthday ever. We haven’t even had cake yet. #MysteryCounty
Getting excited to play at Wild Indie Nights on 5/14!
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