Aless Elizabeth @AlessElizabeth
I love cats :) Joined March 2009-
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Just listened to my dental hygenist's stomach growl for 30 minutes.
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It's suprising how many adults don't know how to use a can of whipped cream properly. #peachwaveproblems
Why can't I ever poop? This is upsetting.
"@spaneds: Somebody just took a major shit. Or it's coffee idk pic.x.com/k50lbiEG"
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Rick Santorum said, "Birth control harms women." Cute. You know what else harms women? An unwanted baby ripping through their vagina.
i answer the door when someone knocks about as often as i answer my phone when someone calls.
the new ipad seems a little expensive for a cocaine mirror...
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I don't care how sexy you are if your feet look like they can be on an episode of Ripley's Believe or Not, we can't be together.
twelve year olds with iphones #thefuture
mexican babies- why do you always have nicer earrings than me?
no pain, no gain... but also no pain, no pain.
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