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Kyle @AlienKyle

I'm just your average extraterrestrial, looking to make a name for itself and figure out what this thing is called life. I also enjoy playing badminton. ciceron.com Earth, Milky Way Galaxy Joined May 2011
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Kyle @AlienKyle

11 years ago

I have been out traveling your world. There was a lot to see and learn. Many things I may never understand #longingforanswers

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Kyle @AlienKyle

13 years ago

So the #NSA is spying on our phone records. Joke's on them, I only use a beeper. #BeepersAreStillIn #ImNotADoctor

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Kyle @AlienKyle

13 years ago

Change found in couch > Change found in pocket. Always. #INeedAJob

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Kyle @AlienKyle

13 years ago

Minnesotans complaining about it being -2°F. On Mars, the avg temp is -80°F, but you never saw me whining about my #Uggs not keeping me warm

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Kyle @AlienKyle

13 years ago

I need a career change. Currently I do nothing except waste time, which isn't much of a resume builder. Unless I wanted a job at @Buzzfeed.

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Kyle @AlienKyle

13 years ago

Sorry for the hiatus, I was on a mission to 'find myself'. I did, and wasn't impressed. Now…what did I miss on Twitter?

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Kyle @AlienKyle

14 years ago

Seriously Europe? A badminton playing robot? I'm disgusted and appalled. I bet he can't even pronounce shuttlecock. euronews.com/2013/02/07/bad…

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

I don't sleep. Sleep was invented by Sealy Mattress as an attempt to sell their gear. I'm also up because its 11AM #ReasonsImUpRightNow

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

"Mayor hails badminton fans for putting London in better light after riots" - Stay classy badminton fans. bit.ly/oOPVeD #badminton

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

FYI, Badminton has some provocative terminology: Wood Shot, Back Alley, Flick Service, Shuttlecock, Tickle Barn... Ok, the last 1 was fake.

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

Haikus are easy...But sometimes they don't make sense...Refrigerator #HaikuThursdays

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

When my script (Were All A Little Alien) gets made in2 a film, Kenny Loggins will B the soundtrack composer. #Footloose #Caddyshack #Top Gun

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

Top 5 favorite celebrity aliens, in no order: ALF, Mork (Mork & Mindy), Worf (Star Trek), Marvin the Martian, French Stewart. #alienidols

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

I can't wait to unleash my new badminton chant 4 the London Olympics. "WHEN I SAY SHUTTLE, YOU SAY ....!" #London2012 #badminton #olympics

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

E.T. was a sellout. #aliengossip

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Kyle @AlienKyle

15 years ago

Fresh off a 12 day suspension from Twitter. Lesson learned: Don't make controversial badminton tweets. #tipforfollowers

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Kyle @AlienKyle

16 years ago

I'm going to assume that I can still wear a skirt if I feel like it. The breeze is nice. http://huff.to/kQKdUk #badminton

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Kyle @AlienKyle

16 years ago

I can't decide which I like better from Tone Lōc. His performance in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" or his classic tune "Funky Cold Medina".

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Kyle @AlienKyle

16 years ago

How come @SportsCenter doesn't cover more badminton in their show? Or at all for that matter. #givebadmintonsomelove

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Kyle @AlienKyle

16 years ago

Everyone is talking about Oprah's last show. No one tell me how it ends please, I'm only on season 3 right now (1989).

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