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Father of five, husband of one. Nobody laughs at my jokes but sometimes when I’m trying to be serious it’s hilarious for some reason truscopehomeinspections.com Spruce Grove, Alberta Joined March 2009-
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I’m doing the feature presentation in our BNI chapter this Tuesday. Anyone looking at selling their home in the next year or so should come and see why it’s beneficial to get your home inspected... facebook.com/story.php?stor…
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Our BNI chapter, BNI Enterprise, has a recently open seat for a mortgage broker. This is a cornerstone seat in any BNI chapter and BNI has proven to be very lucrative for this industry. Please let me know if you... facebook.com/AlphaBates/pos…
It does a body good
Me with my mom and all 7 of my living siblings, for mom’s 80th birthday. From Utah, California, Texas, Calgary, Stony Plain, and Spruce Grove facebook.com/story.php?stor…
@spencerbennett1 @mayfieldtoyota Yeah you get a double whammy in that shot
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Happy Father’s Day to every man who has ever given birth...wait...I don’t want to make this mistake again. And...to those who have adopted!
@spencerbennett1 @NathanCooperAB No Spencer, you can’t eat your lunch up there.
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@timquerengesser I hate checking luggage. After the one time they didn’t have any room in overhead for my bag and made me check it, I’ve been up there every time.
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It’s never too late to get started. May is a great month to feed trees and plant bulbs. Since you didn't fertilize trees and shrubs in April, it is not too late in May. Deciduous shrubs and trees can use a good all-purpose garden fertilizer... pos.li/2c2wb2
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attending How Does the Current Real Estate Market Impact You?
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