Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter
TV Reporter, Amity9News, Amity Island I like to look at clouds PARODY Amity Island Joined June 2017-
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I know it’s July 2 and we’re all excited for the weekend, but has anyone actually looked up recently?
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@jawscast75 @jillayne This weekend is the 4th of July!!!!! Amity always finds a unique way to celebrate!!!
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Can't wait for JAWS weekend this weekend. @MayorLVaughn says we'll be open for business. Amity means friendship.
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@AmityReporter @thedailyjaws @melsorbit I don’t want to be on Welfare this Winter.
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@scooperon7 "Look Governor- its psychological. You yell "grey water spillage" and people say "huh, what?" You yell "sh it stream" and we'll have a panic on our hands for Haverhill 250! whav.net/2026/06/23/hav… @AmityReporter @SelectWomanTaft @HooperCCTV @MayorLVaughn
@thedailyjaws @melsorbit You guys know it’s summer season around here, right?
@wagssid No our beaches are open.
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Not in Amity @AmityReporter
Salisbury Beach tonight with posted signs alerting swimmers to stay out of the water due to the Haverhill sewage debacle spewing into the Merrimack River…all this as a brutal heatwave eyes New England in the coming days #7News
@thedailyjaws @bnlvince There’s a shark?
Did Alex Kintner go swimming today? He got out OK, right? His mother’s over here freaking out in my office.
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@judgesmails12 Anything else dangerous in that pool?
Uh oh
25 Massachusetts beaches closed ahead of the weekend. See the list ebx.sh/VSA4RN
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@AmityReporter No sharks at Bushwood Sir
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@wagssid @AmityReporter You rang?
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@AmityReporter Is Len Peterson involved?
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@AmityReporter @amityfranksilva @MilesPerHoward @HooperCCTV @SelectWomanTaft @AlexKintner3 @AmityPrankster They would, if Len Peterson didn’t screw it up.
@amityfranksilva @MilesPerHoward @HooperCCTV @SelectWomanTaft @AlexKintner3 @AmityPrankster You’d think Amity would’ve hosted a World Cup by now.
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@MilesPerHoward You should come to Amity Island. The sun is shining, the beaches are open and everyone's having a wonderful time! Amity, after all, means "good time party zone!" @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV @SelectWomanTaft @AlexKintner3 @AmityPrankster
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@AmityReporter I did the same thing with a script idea I had about an Amity mother who loses all but one of her sons to boating accidents and they send a team of shark fishermen to locate and save the remaining son Bryan. Pretty sure he stole that one too. #SavingSailorBryan
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