Salters Gillandi 🇪🇺 @AndrewSmelt

Thinks globally,acts hillbilly.Hungry when awake.NIL by Tory.Ayresome streaker,FMTTM co-founder,Boro FC on EVERYTHING,a drinking guy with a footy problem 🍺 ⚽️ Middlesbrough, England Joined March 2010

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Salters Gillandi 🇪🇺 @AndrewSmelt

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2 days ago

@inrictus There may be trouble ahead but whiles there's Morris, Berhalter and love and bromance, let's face the music and dance.

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4 days ago

@ChampionshpTalk And the statement is. "We are your one stop shop for lazy ex footballers?"

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5 days ago

We're theres a Will there's a way. #boro

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5 days ago

A message from Will 📲

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7 days ago

@Boropolis OK, let the 3 week, on-off transfer saga begin.

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a week ago

A victory for football, Liberal democracy, the rules based order, common sense and Europe. Well done Spain 🇪🇸 #worldcup26

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a week ago

As reps of the free world I'm all for Spain tonight. I like to think it'll piss Trump off if he has to hand em the trophy but he gets to touch and flirt and be in the company of sweaty young sportsmen whoever wins. #worldcupfinal

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2 weeks ago

@richardpbacon In accordance with what we think her last wishes may have been..

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May her soul rest in peace.

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3 weeks ago

@JanAageFjortoft See its not all ransack, rape and pillage with these Vikings, theyre brauny and brainy and can disorientate the enemy with sophisticated disinformation campaigns, before running them through with the cold steel. So please dear England, pay no mind to this Norse #boro legend.

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3 weeks ago

@FlipLondonTours Absolutely in no way inspired or influenced by those wicked Rolling Stones

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3 weeks ago

I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I were a girlie Just like my dear papa

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3 weeks ago

@nicowizzyikenna @Pandamonium1881 Orient tried to do a quick deal but Boro killed it. Like that Agatha Christie novel, Death On The Nile.

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4 weeks ago

On this same day in 1989 Scott Damereaux, a 17 year old college student from Omaha, cracked 12,901 eggs with his forehead and earned himself a place in the Guiness Book of Fucking Morons.

Brian Groom @GroomB

4 weeks ago

On this day 1957 the British Egg Marketing Board began stamping a crowned lion with the grade and packing station of eggs as a sign of freshness. Liverpool’s Bessie Braddock was the politician behind it.

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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla

4 weeks ago

Nigel Farage stood down all 317 Brexit Party candidates in Conservative seats ahead of the 2019 general election, without warning But why? And did Christopher Harborne play a role? Read @thenerve_news investigation in the election that delivered Brexit thenerve.news/p/christopher-…

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4 weeks ago

@will_nett @marcrileydj I know, only gig I ever went to there and I wasn't particularly a fan at the time, dragged along by a mate who was..was more a day on the drink. Became one too.