Rocket Riley @AngryRocket
Don't touch me. Unless you're @ultrateg. in bed, refusing to go outside Joined July 2009-
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@ettay WTF? /cc @rayners @boosteryule @angryrocket
@hrwalf While I appreciate your visits, I suspect removing @BoosterYule & myself from our home is a flimsy pretense to pick up bitches.
@mattyule Come home soon. I'm licking my feet too much. I miss you, stupidface.
@ultrateg You're never going to get tail with shit like that. Not even mine.
Dog, grant me the grrrenity to resent the things I cannot change; couRage to bite the things I can; and wisdom to know when to run.
OUWF! I sthneezthed an banged my noseth on thu floor... <(O.O)>
@ettay rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. & you wonder why I don't trust humans? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
@hrwalf When are you coming to visit me? You are overdue. You may bring cookies to apologize.
@ihatemommyblogs Thx 4the offer, but I have 8 -u could nvr compare. Keep up the good rancor tho, I appreci8 tht it might reduce # of humans.
@ihatemommyblogs I admire your vitriol.
Yes! I got that sneeze all over @buhny's bare foot - put on some damn clothes you ugly naked ape!
@hrwalf Really? You should elaborate on this wolf-hug-trap, only by studying one's mistakes can one learn to avoid them.
Come hang out in the living room bed, Froggie, I want to tell you about my dinner.
Shhh..it's alright froggie, you can sleep in the bedroom with me now.
I see you have brought me pizza. Good job pissants, now give me all your crusts.
The people outside the window need to SHUT THE FUCK UP! Shut it! Get away from my window!!
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