Omar Tirop @Antotiro

Last week our CISO asked me to present on “zero trust architecture.” I don’t know what that means. I make $340,000 a year. I haven’t touched a firewall since Obama’s first term. But I have a CISSP. I passed by memorizing acronyms. I still don’t know what half of them stand for. I opened my presentation with “assume breach.” Everyone nodded gravely. I said “defense in depth” three times. The board was captivated. Then a junior analyst raised her hand. She asked how we’d implement microsegmentation. I felt a cold sweat. I said, “Great question. Let’s take that offline.” She persisted. I said we should “leverage AI-driven solutions.” She asked which ones. I said, “The cloud-native ones.” She looked confused. I told her confusion was natural. I said, “Security is a journey, not a destination.” The CEO started clapping. I don’t know why. But others joined in. The analyst stopped asking questions. I ended with “security is everyone’s responsibility.” This meant it was no one’s responsibility. Especially not mine. We got breached two weeks later. I blamed the analyst for “creating a culture of doubt.” She got put on a PIP. I got promoted to VP. Resilience isn’t about preventing failure. It’s about surviving it. Preferably while others don’t.

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Omar Tirop @Antotiro

9 months ago

@Arrow_Dental Na 'Yummy voucher' isikue kuja kungolewa meno free, juu hiyo ni painful sio yummy

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9 months ago

@amerix Anthony here. Reach out for your business management software needs. Specialist in Odoo ERP software implementation/deployment, customized to your specific business processes. Run your entire business operations with just one software. ropetech.co.ke

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Omar Tirop @Antotiro

11 months ago

@jimNjue_ It will only work the day Political Interests and genuine Business Interests align, the buck stops at whoever calling the shots not only a brilliant CS.

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11 months ago

@muriaso Apparently this is how politics has been in kenya. This should tell you where the problem emanates from and where to channel our civic education. Blaming it on specific tribe lacks objectivity. These majority lacks alternative voice of reason which we should be in our small way

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Omar Tirop @Antotiro

12 months ago

@fix_nation_ @AkilliMalli Because he is in training at Mandela Washington Fellowship.

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12 months ago

@KRACare After filing the corporation tax within the extended period, we are still imposed with the penalty. Trying to only pay the principal tax amount but it can't allow to exempt the penalty amount( which you said to have waived). How do we go about it kindly.