Nicola Hart @ApertureGC
The head of grief counseling at Aperture Science. I help YOU feel BETTER. (Depending on your definition of better.) Ap Sci Grief Counseling Dept. Joined September 2011-
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((Instead of going to a nice place, I went to a horrible place and now feel like I need to throw up, What a great way to spend today))
((I need a nice place to go to dinner… Hmm…))
@OEC_GLaDOS I like to think that my Chocolate joke contributed to this.
@OEC_GLaDOS (Referring to Tesla and Edison)
@OEC_GLaDOS How many instrumental electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit.
@OEC_GLaDOS Schrödinger's Cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
@OEC_GLaDOS - I was just passing through."
@OEC_GLaDOS A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve neutrinos here." The neutrino says "It's alright, +
@OEC_GLaDOS A bacteria walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve bacteria here." The bacteria says, "But I work here+
@OEC_GLaDOS How many subatomic particles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? By asking, you've already changed the outcome.
@OEC_GLaDOS When he was young, his parents always said "The world does not revolve around you, young man!"
@OEC_GLaDOS Why did Copernicus propose that the earth was not the center of the universe? +
@OEC_GLaDOS What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexics Association.
((There's got to be some joke about string theory… Thinkthinkthink…))
@OEC_GLaDOS Why are potassiums racist? When you get three together they form KKK. ((*groan*))
((…Schrödinger's cat isn't half dead, it's dead AND alive…))
@psychodave123 @OEC_GLaDOS Just making a comment.
Space Core @Spacecore444
176 Followers 2K Following
Party core @Party_core
52 Followers 143 Following i am the party core. partying 24/7 is what i do. i also arrange them for when test subjects finish testing (portal RP) (@apscipartybot)
Phoenix Kurzbange @Subject_2963
105 Followers 106 Following Test Subject #2963 at Aperture Science. 16 years old (Sort of). I swear, it was an accident.... ((Portal Aftermath RP))
Scott Feynman @ApSciPartPhys
63 Followers 46 Following I'm a particle physicist working at Aperture Laboratories. ((RP)) ((RL: @Genius_InFrance))
Gemma @i8dfg
195 Followers 1K Following
Fact Core @Fact_Core_
518 Followers 84 Following The Fact Core is always correct. Reality, however, may sometimes be erroneous.
Sean Henderson @SHaperture
129 Followers 355 Following Hey, im Sean, and im a Test Subject at Aperture Science. (( Portal Aftermath Rp))
Party core @Party_core
52 Followers 143 Following i am the party core. partying 24/7 is what i do. i also arrange them for when test subjects finish testing (portal RP) (@apscipartybot)
John Lowrie @johnpatricklowr
63K Followers 833 Following Voice Actor/Writer. You know me as the Sniper on Team Fortress 2, among other games. Author of Dancing With Eternity. Married to @EllenMcLain (Voice of GLaDOS)
Ellen McLain @EllenMcLain
37K Followers 648 Following Voice Actress, Opera Singer, wife to Author/Actor @JohnPatrickLowr. I voice GLaDOS from Valve's Portal 1 & 2. Heard any good cake jokes lately? :-)
Aperture Science @ApScience
5K Followers 3K Following Aperture brings the best science to the consumer at an economical price.
Beatrice Harper @ApSciHarper
153 Followers 88 Following Those who know me well call me Triss. I record the test subjects. ((Portal Aftermath RP))
Genetic Lifeform @GLaDOSalive
187 Followers 44 Following Model: GLaDOS. Code # 081-354-56. Aperture Science.
Aperture Reality @ApertureReality
64 Followers 8 Following *You hear the distant buzzing of a fly. A pipe falls from the ceiling and you die.*
Martin Archer @BlackMesaMerc
48 Followers 16 Following More matter with less art: Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. I go, and it is done; the bell invites me. So wise so young, they say do never live long...
GLaDOS @OEC_GLaDOS
1K Followers 182 Following Welcome to the Online Enrichment Center. Listen to our Podcast here: https://t.co/yaAmTQ6JPZ
Sean Henderson @SHaperture
129 Followers 355 Following Hey, im Sean, and im a Test Subject at Aperture Science. (( Portal Aftermath Rp))
Morality Core @Morality_Core
260 Followers 61 Following Please do not stuff the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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