AriPDX @AriPDX

Aurora Parker || TWE WL|| Still crying that I can actually say that Joined June 2022

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

3 weeks ago

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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AriPDX @AriPDX

a month ago

“Next up- a group of songs so FUN they might put a permanent smile on your face; that’s kind of creepy to think about” Ok Spotify DJ. At least you stopped saying “cooler than penguin toes” or whatever lol

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domestic grace @holyhomemaking

a month ago

was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food

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𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend

2 months ago

Person with ADHD: I consumed too much caffeine. Neurotypicals: lol you’re about to be so wired and get so much done XD Other people with ADHD: enjoy your nap

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Papii🥤 @ammalusty

2 months ago

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

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AriPDX @AriPDX

2 months ago

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Movies Scenes 🎫 @SceneinCinema

2 months ago

Someone just used AI, put himself in Titanic (1997) and fixed everything fans were complaining about for years. 😂

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Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB

2 months ago

Most likely🤣😂

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aka @akafaceUS

2 months ago

Safe to say it's hot.

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𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice

2 months ago

"just lock tf in" babes i have ADHD i am locked tf out with the keys inside.

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Cozy @cosyposter

2 months ago

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🤠 @heavensbvnny

2 months ago

The neurodivergent urge to wait until everyone is asleep just to finally have time that belongs to you with no one needing anything and nothing expected of you.

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Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly

2 months ago

I thought it was gonna be romantic 😂

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AriPDX @AriPDX

2 months ago

@Twitch_ANZ @MadameGandalf In Remy we (don’t) trust 😆

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AriPDX @AriPDX

2 months ago

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Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk

2 months ago

Neurotypicals: “I forgot, sorry.” ADHDers: “I remembered it at 4am. I remembered it in the shower. I remembered it three separate times on Tuesday. And then, at the exact moment I needed it… it vanished. I’m really sorry.”