Assface Improv @AssfaceImprov

Improv: surreal existential punkrawk facebook.com/assfaceimprov/ Toronto, Ontario Joined February 2017

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Assface Improv @AssfaceImprov

7 years ago

@TheRickWilson well there's good people on either side of that one too..

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Tonight come to @TheSoCap and follow the highjinks of the assface clowns as they try to explain how comedy and existentialism is really surrealism wrapped in physicality.. or sumptin' blogto.com/events/a-taste…

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7 years ago

What are you doing tonight with no assface show? Hanging out? Relaxing? We're busy recalibrating the reticulation.. Our show is moved to next Saturday August 10th ! another (barely-semi) annual ASStravaganzaFACE! Like Taste of the Danforth.. it's a Taste of Assface!! @TheSoCap

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7 years ago

@TheRickWilson agreed.. although I like the bits where he skateboards..

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7 years ago

Tomorrow.. later Tonight actually @TheSoCap magic and mentalism and improv with assface ending it out... pretending to be other kinds of faces.. (link: blogto.com/events/the-fun…) blogto.com/events/the-fun… #share2steem #improv #cabaret #palnet

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7 years ago

@420weedteen that the guy who hangs out on the top of those power boxes?

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7 years ago

@BillyBaldwin @Mahotopah weeeeeeeeeeeeeell.. a little from column a, a little from column b... did I say little? I meant a HUGE amount

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7 years ago

@TwoPaddocks Never let facts get in the way of a good hook..

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7 years ago

@canteach @10jmcda sadly, they don't need to know anything to dismantle a country

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7 years ago

@Pevenly1 @pastorlocke although.. he's got a point.. Jesus WAS levitated into space on a anti-gravity beam from his alien overlords mothership..

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7 years ago

@Mahotopah @GregAbbott_TX Big enough to tweet complete and utter nonesense and believe it to be true

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7 years ago

@GrumpyFundie the way this kind of stuff works is you need to convince me to care about your argument and position first.. I have no obligation to convince you of anything...

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7 years ago

@Pevenly1 @ChrisW23599296 Nothing says I am an authority on men, beards, man-beards, backpacks, and children (and definitely a real human, definitely, really, real) quite like a robot Chris from batch W23599296

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7 years ago

Joe Amero (@joeamero) who's guest'faced with us.. and Pepperoni Pizza Cats (@PPCimprov) have invite assfaceians to their show tomorrow! You should go, cause laughing is good for all our dark dark hearts.. Social Capital Theatre (@TheSoCap) facebook.com/events/6434715… #share2steem

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7 years ago

@jess_mc @SydniDeveraux the stable genius still trying to convince in he's not form the multiverse where they have flying cars in 1776?

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7 years ago

@tomhanks *winkwink* *knudgeknudge*

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7 years ago

Tonight at @TheSoCap , Assface In a rare appearance outside of the usual first Monday of the month.. along with openers Reid Along with Browning.. and the usual crew of misfits doing their space fandango alien invasion opera tomfoolery.. blogto.com/events/assface… #share2steem

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7 years ago

@NoTalentAC @InspectressG fricken' adorable

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Assface Improv @AssfaceImprov

7 years ago

@Elmer7769 @rhendrix9 @AOC Aren't there rabbits for you to be hunting Elmer?

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7 years ago

@Christo14274948 @CraigBu33122690 @AOC nothing says 'i am not a bot' more than CraigBu33122690 who joined twitter in June after that fruitful fishing trip where he scored big..