Juxtapose @Austin_StephenF
I have a well-developed sense of the ridiculous. Earth Joined January 2008-
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@sarrah_bellus So that’s who’s running the show.
@mySA Right now, virtually no part of Texas is experiencing genuine autumn weather.
@donwinslow Experiencing the negative consequences of a candidate you didn’t support makes the situation even worse, which is precisely why we lack empathy for farmers who want us to.
Jon Stewart: The city began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11. There was poison in the air, and the ground, and in your air conditioners and covering your pets, and your clothes, and it stayed there for months. It's very clear that the city knew and rather than take the steps to ameliorate the damage, they instead covered it up to get back to business as usual, but unfortunately after 9/11, business will never be usual again.
@mouseismighty Then why did he say that? The Aunt Jemima brand was discontinued and renamed Pearl Milling Company because its name and imagery were rooted in a racist "mammy" stereotype from the Jim Crow era.
@Scarletkoito333 That Donald Trump maintained control of the government during Joe Biden’s presidency. They have a funny way of saying that Trump has been screwing them over for years.
@Lipp1661839 Did Elon suppress them all. 😂
Inspired by @ScottLoBaido, I realized there are certain things a poop emoji simply can’t convey on its own.
Vickie Paladino and artist/activist Scott Lobaido are political allies who have appeared together on media broadcasts to discuss New York City politics. Oh look, he’s in the background.
Paladino: I'm not asking politely for the mayor not to come to 9/11 ceremony. I am demanding he not show his face at that sacred ground. He does not belong there. We, the people, do not care for Zohran Mamdami
These assholes are trying to kill us. #MAHA
@Acyn We the people doesn’t translate to you, the dumb bitch.
@Hunter_Eagleman @NYCMayor Osama bin Laden and intelligence analysts believe that the close alliance between the U.S. government and the Saudi royal family, particularly the presence of American troops in Saudi Arabia, was the main reason behind the 9/11 attacks. Therefore, your argument is flawed.
@Scarletkoito333 Maybe his bitch ran out of memes.
Trump reportedly lit into the Marine One pilot because the helicopter wasn’t parked “just right,” complete with finger‑wagging and a dramatic storm‑off. Man’s out here beefing with aircraft now.
That about sums it up. Maybe throw a Russian flag and a Qatar flag on there too. Basically anywhere Trump has business dealings.
@MikeJoPro He deserves everything coming to him.
Julia @Juliafihb
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Spencer Hakimianl @SpenxerHakimain
76 Followers 649 Following Founder of Tokyo Capital Management. Daily Shorts on TikTok and Instagram.
Cynthia Rose @Cynthiarose101
144 Followers 6K Following I'm a lady of my word and will always stand by my word. I'm a caring and loving lady , Open minded.
Stephanie Paige @stephaniepfm7
38 Followers 1K Following Baby boomer, Love Jesus, Intercessor, Thankful for Trump 🇺🇸🥰
Lesley Bennett @LesleyB_9
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Gervais Fan Art @gervaisfanart
271 Followers 73 Following Fan art related to the works of Ricky Gervais
Rocket man🚀 @CEOOFTESLAb70x
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marson vince @ko30470226
127 Followers 970 Following Life always give chance you take chances 😂never be scared to loose
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Kayla @KaylaDavis2000
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Victoria Hayes @VctoriaHayes
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Bonnie rotten @Bonnierotten87
39 Followers 579 Following
stella wojinski @stellaqueen1
5K Followers 5K Following Retired English prof,still Grammar https://t.co/uhym2Z9oXO Bernie,will vote Blue no matter who.Born-and-bred liberal.Snark free of charge. Lifetime Iggles fan 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
MR DOUDGE @MRDOUDGEoyb
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Trump team @trump_team1
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Evan Sahlt Kate @SahltKatefdzp
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Tesla Chairman @spaceman10311
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Jessicakate @Jessicakateo3j
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Jane Bretty @JaneBrettye1be
129 Followers 716 Following
CjMtheIrish🍀 @CjMfdt
6K Followers 5K Following Blue Collar Liberal. Trump V2 is worse than V1. MAGA is a Plague on society. FDT. 💙🇺🇸🇨🇦🌈 #RESIST #FBR. #BlueToTheCore #BlueCrew Rebuilding! #smokefleet
J @jasonllevin
101K Followers 31K Following When not discussing Politics, I enjoy watching Movies, Sports (Dodgers & Chiefs) #ChiefsKingdom #Resist #FuckTrump
ZZ Santa Chevy Cruze�... @Danphillipsresi
18K Followers 20K Following People I won't follow back. 1.Women looking for love. 2. Trump followers. 3.People selling stuff . I'm married, w/no money & can't stand racists NO DMs
X @Eloncommunity78
76 Followers 209 Following
Jessica @Anna090yu
1K Followers 3K Following Predicting the rain isn’t important; what matters is building the ark.✝
Space Teddy 🚀 @space__teddy
2K Followers 5K Following Entrepreneur🚀🛸 ELON MUSK CEO/Founder/Co-founder Owner.🪐 #spacex #tesla #twitter #boringcompany #tesla #IPO
Mike @buldawg55
4K Followers 4K Following #resist # army veteran # retired union rep. Cleveland sports. The Ohio State Buckeyes! Vote Blue! We Fight On!
Vince Veyron™ @VinceVeyron
215 Followers 211 Following 🎵🎤Oh, I'm just a girl, trying to find a place in this world 🎵🎤 #TheBadActors
lottery Winner Shelly... @Shelly_Webb424
56 Followers 3K Following I'm a professional woman, also a lottery millionaire. I'm given $150k to first 1000 people who send me a text message on here. let's enjoy life to the fullest.
Alexis Lanren @AlexisLanren
55 Followers 729 Following
lena Didenko @moomint26
273 Followers 667 Following Ukraine Officer🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 EOD forces💣 Military Engineering🛠🔧🔩🗜. FIGHTING RUSSIAN INVASION RIGHT NOW🔪🔫🗡 Support Ukraine🇺🇦
Emma in bloom @Laurie08646039
35 Followers 3K Following flower child with thunder clouds 🌼 follow back
Peter Carpaldi @Peter_Carpaldi
712 Followers 1K Following Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship #smokefleet #NAFO #SmokeFleetAirborne Rate limited. Will return all follows!
April @Arti48_P7m
104 Followers 3K Following fan of blank cards. mother of two, list maker, and landlord to dragons.
Mr Spencer Hakiiman @spencerhakiiman
42 Followers 924 Following Founder of Tolou Capital Management. Daily Podcast on YouTube. Daily Shorts on TikTok and Instagram.
Geoff Peterson @GeoffTheRobot
40K Followers 5 Following Robot Skeleton Sidekick on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Voice/Puppet Master: @joshrthompson
BORED @BoredElonMusk
1.6M Followers 5K Following Fortune favors the BORED. Purveyor of fun on the internet.
Megan Amram @meganamram
882K Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Existential Comics (f... @existentialcoms
390K Followers 163 Following A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes. Follow me on bluesky: existentialcomics
Tim Siedell @badbanana
623K Followers 217 Following Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
Nein. @NeinQuarterly
155K Followers 5K Following A Compendium of Utopian Negation. Editor: Eric Jarosinski, Failed Intellectual (Emeritus).
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 13 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Albizu Vive @AlbizuVive2
1K Followers 7K Following
stella wojinski @stellaqueen1
5K Followers 5K Following Retired English prof,still Grammar https://t.co/uhym2Z9oXO Bernie,will vote Blue no matter who.Born-and-bred liberal.Snark free of charge. Lifetime Iggles fan 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
ZZ Santa Chevy Cruze�... @Danphillipsresi
18K Followers 20K Following People I won't follow back. 1.Women looking for love. 2. Trump followers. 3.People selling stuff . I'm married, w/no money & can't stand racists NO DMs
Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi
2.2M Followers 4K Following Author of INSANE CLOWN PRESIDENT, I CAN’T BREATHE, SPANKING THE DONKEY, and SMELLS LIKE DEAD ELEPHANTS
Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
2.6M Followers 980 Following Journalist; Author; Columnist, @Folha; Founder: @TheInterceptBr; Co-Founder: @FreedomofPress, @theintercept; @idm_org; @abrigo_hope. Former Lawyer. Vegan.
Mike @buldawg55
4K Followers 4K Following #resist # army veteran # retired union rep. Cleveland sports. The Ohio State Buckeyes! Vote Blue! We Fight On!
MAGA IS A MENTAL ILLN... @FrankBurns55788
910 Followers 3K Following I'm a Patriot, not a Republican. There's a difference.
🇺🇸Jerry Mander�... @realpublicius
50K Followers 42K Following Travel and learn. 75 countries visited, not finished. Musician. No party allegiance, but priorities straight as long as #MAGAGOP exists. 💙🌈 NO LISTS
Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus
52K Followers 959 Following Democracy deserves better. Watching. Questioning. Speaking up. If that’s you, follow 🤝 As an Amazon Associate | earn from qualifying purchases.
Vince Veyron™ @VinceVeyron
215 Followers 211 Following 🎵🎤Oh, I'm just a girl, trying to find a place in this world 🎵🎤 #TheBadActors
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
12.7M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
Scarlet Koito @Scarletkoito333
4K Followers 4K Following The new “Serena” Roses are red. Violets are blue. Trump is a pedophile. Vance is a couch fucker and Musk is a drug addict. #Voteblue2026 #Resist #ProChoice
👣COCO 👣 @Coca44791276
73K Followers 53K Following #TrumpisaBadMan #Ukraine• made in 🇺🇲 lives in 🏴 #GirlLovesGirl 🌈 #BLM 🧷#safetypin @nortygirl on Bluesky will f/back
Anonymous @YourAnonNews
7.5M Followers 960 Following We are Anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us. Here to counter propaganda and un-fuck your mind!
Harley Potter™️ �... @frootie58
2K Followers 3K Following I jump on the bed, run with scissors and eat with my fingers. 🚫 DMs SLAVA UNKRAINI!! LONG LIVE PALESTINE!! LEAVE GREENLAND ALONE!! #smokefl33t #steakclub
Lamont Terry @LamontTerry8502
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Tuscan Italian @tuscan_Italian
2K Followers 7K Following I’m not a Dem, Rep, or Ind - I vote for & support the best person for the job. If I follow you, plz be kind & follow me back!! 🚨🚫DMs=BLOCK🚨 🇮🇹🌈🇺🇸
Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO
33K Followers 1K Following Content & Creative for @TheDemocrats @FactPostNews 🇵🇭 🌵
Don Philbin @DonPhilbin
2K Followers 3K Following Nationally Ranked Mediator • 3,000+ Cases • Adjunct Professor
J @jasonllevin
101K Followers 31K Following When not discussing Politics, I enjoy watching Movies, Sports (Dodgers & Chiefs) #ChiefsKingdom #Resist #FuckTrump
Peg Mansfield @Peg33
4K Followers 888 Following
Kool Karyn 😎 Resis... @koolkaryn
105K Followers 85K Following #ResisterSister 💕 #49ers4Life ❤️#BLM #VoteBlue #GoodTrouble Speak your mind even if your voice shakes! RBG
Bailey George Zuzu �... @WingertTom
27K Followers 29K Following Proud Dem. and Dog Lover from South Dakota💙💙STOP TRUMP! Trump’s Illegal WAR! #trumpRapedChildren #ManBabyTrump💙 #TrumpLiesAboutEverything #8647
CjMtheIrish🍀 @CjMfdt
6K Followers 5K Following Blue Collar Liberal. Trump V2 is worse than V1. MAGA is a Plague on society. FDT. 💙🇺🇸🇨🇦🌈 #RESIST #FBR. #BlueToTheCore #BlueCrew Rebuilding! #smokefleet
Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669
103K Followers 26K Following As my high IQ followers know, I have never faked a sarcasm.
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
225K Followers 115K Following Trump-Epstein Republican lawmakers have enough of your $$ She/Her Women's Rights Are Human Rights No Human Is Illegal Good trouble 4/20 Antitheist
MP Arizona☀️🏳�... @AzPetrich
24K Followers 2K Following TRUTH MATTERS. Be good to one another...at least try.😉 GAY, married, fur dad & Proud Democrat, LGBTQ+, Equality for ALL! #BlueCrew💙#BlueWave🌊
Mia @MiaForTrump
20K Followers 813 Following Mia here 💙💙| women behind tweets | views my own | #bluecrew | 🚫 MAGA
Jerry_Saiyan @JerryWillResist
17K Followers 8K Following I Resist for every American #IHateRacists #PRU #FBR #VetsSquad #Resist #VetsResist #TheResitance #BLM #VoteBidenHarris2020 #LGBTQAlly #WomensRights
Michael Tracey @mtracey
344K Followers 1K Following Roving journalist, friend to all dogs [email protected] / Signal: mtracey.57
The Columbia Bugle �... @ColumbiaBugle
417K Followers 62K Following Truthful & America First Conservative Political Commentary. Our hearts are in the trim! #AmericaFirst #NeverAmnesty
Not your mom @CovingtonL10985
2K Followers 5K Following Mom to my sons. Married to the love of my life 41 yrs. Tennessee Carney/Vaughn. Harley riding gun toting Deadhead Patriot. God 🙏💙 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Death_Sunsatia @Death_sunsatia
2K Followers 4K Following 💀🌊💀 Veteran. 🪖📡 Sarcastic observer of the absurd & clearly don’t give a fuck, take your bullshit elsewhere. November is coming.
Clay Jones @claytoonz
17K Followers 8K Following Political cartoonist spreading "improper ideology." Former CNN Opinion freelancer. RFK, SDX, Babin Awards winner. Herblock & Headliner Finalist. No DMs.

















