AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

He/Him. weightlifting good vibes. Astros/Texans/Rockets/Fever/Bayern Munich Houston, TX Joined June 2013

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AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

2 weeks ago

Same Lakers fans complaining that Lebron gave up and moved on were the same ones bitching and moaning about him on the team during his tenure.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor

2 weeks ago

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

2 weeks ago

Cry more bitch. Movie was goated

I have not seen The Odyssey yet, so I can’t give my final verdict on it. All I will say is that these “actually the movie isn’t woke” takes from conservatives strike me as implausible. Casting a self-mutilated trans-identifying female as a male warrior is one of the wokest things

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AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

2 weeks ago

@milliabillia @AbjaFCB @_common_W_ No VARgentina win. No Messi top scorer. He’s pissed lmao

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Nem • 🎪🇵🇸 @DespairNem

3 weeks ago

Motherfucker bopping his head to BBNO$ those muggers were heroes for trying to jump him

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

3 weeks ago

Spider-Man saves Ned Leeds in a ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ themed ad for Liquid.I.V.

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SAKE.aM 🍶 @SAKEandMIYAZAKI

3 weeks ago

One thing I hope X-Men 97’ make people realize is that the X-Men are simply cooler than every other superhero group to ever exist, Avengers included

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AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

3 weeks ago

It’s almost like it’s an echo chamber here. Massive majority of whiners were never going to watch it to begin with.

Polymarket @Polymarket

3 weeks ago

NEW: Christopher Nolan's Odyssey is reportedly tracking for a $90M–$110M opening weekend — would be the largest non-Batman opening of his career.

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AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

3 weeks ago

You do not have a single athletic bone, muscle, or tendon in your body.

Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

3 weeks ago

I’d almost rather not start in the World Cup so I didnt have to walk out of the tunnel holding some random little kids hand who definitely has a ton of germs all over him

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SK Media @SpaghettiKozak

4 weeks ago

Such people are incapable of being patriots. If you can't temporarily adjust your AC to preserve the power grid you will never make any greater sacrifice for your country or community. You are mentally a spoiled child. You are soft and weak.

Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd

4 weeks ago

SCHULZ: “Zohran was saying keep it at 78 degrees. This is America. I put my sh*t at 64 just to spite him even suggesting such a thing.”

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AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

4 weeks ago

Whatever you say, Mikey NoHoes

Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore

4 weeks ago

I need this movie to destroy Christpher Nolan's reputation. He should never be allowed to cook again.

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john @0bungler

4 weeks ago

People were just not this mentally ill ten years ago

Josh Ferme @JoshFerme

4 weeks ago

The Odyssey releases on the 17th of July, and I do not want a single one of you watching it. Christopher Nolan has desecrated one of Europe’s foundational myths. This film deserves to fail. Do not give it your money!

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AverageJoe @AverageJoe326

4 weeks ago

Bron fans can do this tho

Jacob @Jacobtheclipper

4 weeks ago

Meanwhile literally walked into my gym cold, my first try ever doing this nonsense. Did 3 reps with 30 lbs 😂😂😂 Btw I am 180 lbs and lift 3/4 time a week to stay in shape… Your king is mid ✌️