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Average Batman @Average_Batman

By day, just an ordinary man. By night, pretty pissed. facebook.com/Average-Batman… Gotham Joined April 2010
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Average Batman @Average_Batman

10 years ago

@AndyPoole watch this space son...

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10 years ago

Rolled up one leg of my jeggings today. I looked like a straight up G. I asked Tom if I could get a 'hell yeah'. He said 'hell yeah'. Mega.

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10 years ago

Went to the postman's birthday party last night. Played pass the parcel loads. I won a Next catalogue and a pen from Cancer Research. Mint.

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10 years ago

I'm a right rascal today. Bought a happy meal and I wasn't even sad. Mental.

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10 years ago

Checkout girl in Asda just asked if I wanted cash back. I threw up a gang sign and said 'mo money, mo problems'. She nodded.

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10 years ago

Made £1.50 this morning. Best day of my life.

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11 years ago

So much love today. Just been high fiving everyone round town. Apart from one chancer... youtu.be/Bt0wa7_kT6c

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11 years ago

Just sang some Take That songs in KFC. Janet asked how much longer I'd be. I said 'it only takes a minute girl'. A few people laughed.

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11 years ago

Feeling really hip-hop today. Bumped chests with everyone in B&Q & then said 'where's my hoes at?' Azif said 'down aisle 12'. We laughed.

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11 years ago

@chickmcgee1 Just for you son... youtu.be/Tv1bUNWBRe4 #FridayFeeling

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11 years ago

Did my new mime act at the bus stop today. Some people actually thought I was going down stairs. There weren't any stairs there. Mint

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11 years ago

@Beetrootrabbit You need to ease off the Meow Meow love...

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11 years ago

OMG had to use the disabled cash point today. I felt so tall! I even convinced some kids I was an extra in Avatar. Best day of my life.

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11 years ago

Wearing matching yellow sunglasses & belt today. I feel like a big sexy bee. Kept telling everyone I was buzzing. A few people laughed.

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11 years ago

Just done some mint wheelies on my BMX. All the girls at the bus station were taking pics. I felt like Tom Cruise in Top Gun but taller.

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11 years ago

Not wearing my belt today. I feel so hip-hop. Ian said 'pull your trousers up', so I threw up a gang sign and said 'bye Felicia'. He knew.

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11 years ago

Drew myself a big moustache today in biro. I felt like Freddie Mercury. Postie wanted a selfie but I said 'don't stop me now'. He nodded.

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11 years ago

Ankle socks in the wash today so I'm sporting knee highs. The postman said I look liked the slutty one from Steps. I love Fridays.

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11 years ago

Had a right laugh today. I put a traffic cone on my head & pretended to be Dumbledore. Told the bus driver I wanted to go to Hogwarts. Mint.

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