The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

Yes. Eventually it comes back, but not before I've left a trail of bodies from one end of the country to the other and probably back again. {A pause.} Not a day goes by when I don't think of the fear I saw; the way they died terrified, the families they left behind...

Lucas D. Morgan @BrashSanguine

5 years ago

Arches a brow. "That's a bummer. So human blood just..." Waves a hand. "turns you into a raging murderous machine?" Head tilt. He's known plenty of people who enjoyed that, and felt no guilt at all. His maker, being one of them.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Do you want to deal with me for a century afterwards? Because I'll kill E V E R Y O N E, and then the guilt is ridiculous.

Lucas D. Morgan @BrashSanguine

5 years ago

He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Jesus Christ. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Twitter stop suspending my accounts challenge 2K21

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

I used to be a barely literate writer. I couldn't string two sentences together. Your past doesn't define who and what you worked hard on becoming. Try not to let someone beneath you try to tarnish your crown. 👑

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

One time, @DastardlySin brainwashed me into losing my entire personality. It was awesome.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Hashtag brave. /s

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

@DastardlySin I'm not sure "asshole" is an ethnicity.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Klaus just called me pretty.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Fuck my life.

Lucas D. Morgan @BrashSanguine

5 years ago

He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Excuse you.

Lucas D. Morgan @BrashSanguine

5 years ago

He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

Fuck.

Lucas D. Morgan @BrashSanguine

5 years ago

He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.

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The Duke of Hairgel @AverseMonster

5 years ago

One of you was too much for the world, yet you still felt the need to give it a mini-me.

Lucas D. Morgan @BrashSanguine

5 years ago

He's never been one for drinking straight from the vein. But he's heard some strange things about a certain Mystic Falls resident.... Bunnies? For real? That can't be true.