Axel ☭ @Axelfibe

opsec level: 4

@she_llac Civilizational collapse

I am so serious when I say that we need to physically cut all cables coming out of India When I say this, I literally mean all of them "But what about-" Don't care

jny the human @jnyboy

a day ago

It can't be overstated: a random, literal-who Indian company just utterly broke security across a swathe of technology. It's going to be the Wild West for a lot of stuff until it's fully patched. There will be things never patched.

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@jonnym1ller It's the same concept ad the 2nd amendment. If we don't get cyber wdapons we are all FUBAR

What do you mean an Indian company fucked 50+% of the internet because their certificate key was “4”????

This is how AI swarms will forever infect the internet. All those unmaintained pre 8 PHP sites #cyberpocalypse

Paulos Yibelo @PaulosYibelo

11 hours ago

there's a real risk that a single PHP server will be exploited to infiltrate a guest OS somewhere, & from there, CVE-2026-99999 could be exploited to breach the host OS, leading to all other guest servers. So even if you don't run php, if some random customer of your host does,

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Antifascistas/Black Blocs nas ruas da Alemanha. Imagem não é de agora, mas de uma convocatória para atos de maior envergadura no país. Com a repressão insuportável que existe na Alemanha, se a coisa estourar lá (e na Inglaterra, outro país central),o caldo vai entornar.

“İşçi sınıfı her şeye önderlik etmelidir!” — Mao Zedung, 1968

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4 son, or php daughter?

More private keys by the Indian certificate authority have been discovered. These are all small numbers. People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.

Avneesh Kasture @AvneeshKasture

23 hours ago

@flowirin @itsnebulalol This is 100% what happened

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I AM HEARING FROM MULTIPLE EMPLOYEES AT MASSIVE COMPANIES THAT THEY ARE NOT EVEN RESPONDING TO EVENTS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN INDIANS WITH FAKE CREDENTIALS ARE AT THE WHEEL. THIS IS GOING TO GET MUCH, MUCH, MUCH WORSE

IrradiatedHobbit @GlowHobbit

2 hours ago

@RedPillRabbit I work for a large international financial institution. There's been no communication regarding any of these vulnerabilities at all. Myself and the one other American member of my team were the only ones to even mention them. Not a peep from any of the offshore barnacles. Put

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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

@RhoRider You can just use a blockchain database if push comes to shove. They can edit one database but not the whole thing. And if encryption is dead there is no more open internet anyway

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. TWO WEEKS TO STOP THE SPREAD.

it’s been an honor using the computer with you all

>junior dev at a mid startup >wednesday morning >just want to push a minor bugfix to our php app today >open laptop, check slack >company group chat is an absolute warzone >CTO typing in all caps about php2shell >fucking php >whatever, server hasn't blown up yet, I just need to get my code in >open gitlab to merge the PR >forced emergency logout because of a critical gitlab security patch release >fucking gitlab >pipeline fails because of some weird regex compiler bug >spend 40 minutes fighting CI/CD >i can just use AI to help debug >fire up opencode >api keys nuked because they were breached >fucking opencode >i’ll just get fresh LLM api keys from our corp proxy, LiteLLM >it won’t connect? It’s down? >look up LiteLLM news: supply chain compromise >fucking litellm >cold sweat forming >slack alert: db connection error >check our database connection >we host on TiDB Cloud >they just announced a security breach, unauthorized access via stolen service account credentials, data copied >fucking tidb cloud >full panic attack incoming >figure fuck it, just ship the container to Railway and go home >open Railway dashboard >bright red banner: "Security Disclosure: Rotate all environment variables immediately. All builds paused." >fucking railway >try to open the app URL in browser to see if anything is even working ⁠>NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID⁠ >eMudhra intermediate certificates compromised >4 >instantly untrusted by every major browser >fucking emudhra >stare blankly at mac screen for 10min >random pop-up >restarting in 10min to fix a critical vulnerability >fucking macos >close laptop >leave office >never come back

@ns123abc The internet was a mistake

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

@sporadica If you never updated that amounts to letting the thing die. Ofc some day higherr tech would kill them