Bad Professors @BadProfessors
Submit your bad emails, messages, and quotes from bad professors, teachers, administrators and academic advisors. Joined August 2020-
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Pro tip for Professors: Try acting like your students are human beings deserving of the bare minimum of human decency!
Universities had an opportunity to prioritize student and faculty lives by adopting sensible COVID policy and infrastructure, but they chose not to take it. Callous professors like Alex’s make it even worse.
If you’re a professor and you’re considering throwing in a sassy quip while delivering bad news, consider not doing that.
Y’ALL I GOT FXKING DROPPED……..
School is not a job. School is school. They are paying to be there. Try to be worth it.
This attitude is why your students don’t respect you. They show up as much as they can. It’s a disgrace that they have to rely on people who have nothing but contempt for them in order to get anywhere with potential employers.
Y’ALL I GOT FXKING DROPPED……..
straight out of the official playbook for professors who would rather contribute to the ongoing far right moral panic about an oppressive leftist culture than take responsibility for unethical behavior: “if you try to hold me accountable, it will actually hurt the powerless”
Like okay professor that’s nice, can I get a rubric for the final paper please? Is this on the midterm?
Imagine being a college student, sitting in class, and your professor says this to you. What on earth!
The philosopher Agnes Callard talks frankly about her marriage—she left her ex-husband for her graduate student, and the three now live together—in hopes of showing students how philosophy can apply to the most consequential decisions of their lives. nyer.cm/YOG4F16
@jfrickuga I hope other professors will take note & be more aware of the extremely taxing & time consuming barriers disabled students have to deal with on a daily basis on top of their school work & social lives, & how historically inaccessible universities have been for disabled students.
Email from a PhD mentor (UCD Professor) to a student after a dinner to commence their first day of fieldwork in a rural community in the Balkans. The professor was the height of professionalism before their arrival. Once alone in the field together, this dark side of him emerged.
Fuckin yikes. @BadProfessors this is super similar to something you posted a while back 🤐
there are research sensors in our new CMU offices: microphones measuring sound (not voice), 8x8 low res infrared camera, accelerometer detecting doors closing and other vibrations. this is opt-OUT not opt-IN: data collected & is used for research, except mic, which is opt in.
This is art.
there are research sensors in our new CMU offices: microphones measuring sound (not voice), 8x8 low res infrared camera, accelerometer detecting doors closing and other vibrations. this is opt-OUT not opt-IN: data collected & is used for research, except mic, which is opt in.
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the f*ck
there are research sensors in our new CMU offices: microphones measuring sound (not voice), 8x8 low res infrared camera, accelerometer detecting doors closing and other vibrations. this is opt-OUT not opt-IN: data collected & is used for research, except mic, which is opt in.
We here at Bad Professors cannot fully express how we feel about this without catching a suspension.
Despite there being an active shooter on the University of Arizona campus today 10/5/22, tenured professor Lester I. McCann refused to reschedule class midterms. At one point he suggested students "detour around the shooter". Class chat transcript is in thread. 1/
I suppose you wouldn’t see the problem with posts like this if you thought stochastic terrorism was “wholly imaginary”! jstor.org/stable/27073433
@rebeccarightnow I'll try to avoid that, demon summoning, and all other wholly imaginary things when joking or bantering.
In my experience, good professors don’t typically advocate for a percentage of their colleagues and students to be shot.
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