The Barista's Guide @BaristaGuide
The Barista's Guide to Coffeehouse Etiquette by Stoat Porridge #Coffee #Seattle #Barista #COFFEEGEEK #baristaproblems #baristalife #etiquette #manners #kindness Seattle, Wa Joined February 2014-
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A guy just said, "If you don't mind, I'm going to skip the tip this time" and I can't think of anything I mind more?
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A guy who never tips came in with his arm in a cast. I want healthcare reform but not until he's bankrupt and shoots himself.
Today a homeless guy complained about our tea selection and a morbidly obese woman asked about kombucha's health benefits. Huhthewhut?
Shout out to all the Dad's that got taken to a coffee shop for Father's Day: Your family doesn't care about you!
I love when people get excited about Day Old bagels. You're paying 2 bucks for something that would be garbage at most places!
What are the biggest things that piss you off at the coffee shop?
PRO TIP: Don't give people gift cards to restaurants or coffee shops because you can't tip on gift cards.
DON'T FORGET: Every second you stay after close is a million times a million years you spend being sodomized by demons in Hell.
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A guy complained about a peanut butter and honey sandwich being too messy, which is like complaining about a blowjob being too dick-sucky
Does it count as suicide if you avoid the Doctor when you're having chest pains?
I like when Vegans don't tip. "I don't want animals to suffer but FUCK HUMANS!"
I just saw a guy with a "Rethink Possible" shirt that didn't even know brushing your teeth was possible.
If you think the people who work at a coffee shop are self-satisfied you won't BELIEVE the smug cunts that work at a wine shop!
Him: Can I have Ice Coffee with no ice? Me: Can I have a you without life? (You've been tortured to death by vicious terrorists.)
#TFW you wish you were dead but you're too much of a pussy to kill yourself.
A lady gave me a Canadian Nickel and I threw it over my shoulder.
That old "No Call, No Show on the busiest day of the week" gag!
Can someone put a thermometer up my pee hole and smash my dick with a hammer so I can have a better time than I am at this "retreat."
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