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@HistorianUSA1 Constables?

@MustangMan_TX I'm shocked I tell you shocked!

Im kinda a hypochondriac so anytime I think I’m dying of something I check the symptoms and if it says “sudden weight loss” then I know I’m good.

What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?

Olive Garden @olivegarden

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@Superpowamario No. The Never-Ending Pasta Pass is only for use by the Passholder whose name is printed on the Pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. Passholders must present a valid photo I.D. along with the Pass at the time of ordering.

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I'm so fucking sick of the GOP. "We can't do anything." Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You have the House. The Senate. The White House. A Supreme Court majority. The most unified government you've had in years, and you're telling me you CAN'T DO ANYTHING????? You have RECONCILIATION. You know, the filibuster-proof tool Democrats used to ram through trillions in spending with FIFTY votes? It's sitting right there. Do you morons understand what happens if Democrats take the midterms? It's over. Not "tough." Not "a setback." FUCKING OVER. Every DOGE cut? Gone. Did you forget you still need to CODIFY THOSE into law?! Executive orders? Erased. Regulation cuts? Reversed. Border policy? Deleted. Years of work, torched in one election cycle, because you kept saying "we'll get to it" like we gave a DAMN that you "tried". Guess what happens when Democrats win, dumbasses? They start passing bills. They actually DO everything you won't do, for God knows what reason. You're telling me if they win, they won't NUKE the filibuster ON DAY ONE?! They've SAID it out loud, repeatedly, on camera!!!!! Transgender plays in Uganda? Back. Elmo in Afghanistan? Back. NPR/PBS funding? Probably DOUBLED out of spite. ICE? Defunded. DC and Puerto Rico statehood? Yep. Court packing? THEY SAID SO THIS WEEK!!!!! Every single "crazy" thing you swore would never happen becomes a floor vote the second they hold the gavel. Because THEY actually use power when they have it. That's the difference between you and them, and it's fucking humiliating. Meanwhile YOU can't even pass the SAVE Act. Requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections is an 80/20 issue. The easiest layup in American politics... and GOD FORBID YOU CHANGE SOME ARCHAIC SENATE RULES TO GET IT DONE because you'd rather have the ISSUE than the LAW. You won't defund the fucking TALIBAN. We're still watching taxpayer money leak into Afghanistan and your response is a strongly worded letter and a subcommittee hearing nobody watches. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE????? Don't tell me there's no time. The House is scheduled for barely over 100 legislative days this year. You work a THIRD of the year. Teachers work more days than you. AND SOMEHOW you STILL ARE FINDING ROOM FOR EVEN MORE VACATIONS!!!!!!! GOD FORBID you actually put in some effort. But no. Instead you give us tweets. Fox News hits. Cringe-ass TikToks. Podcast appearances. NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT. Not one of us. Zero. You're not influencers. You're lawmakers. So make some fucking laws. That's the job It's all we've EVER asked you to do. Trump won't be on the ballot next time to drag YOUR SORRY ASSES ACROSS THAT FINISH LINE. You really think you can come home, look us in the eye, and recycle the same excuses? After THIS? No. Not this time. The stakes are way too high and our patience is gone. Completely gone. Stop telling us what you'd do "if only you had the power." YOU HAVE THE POWER. RIGHT NOW. TODAY. If you're too cowardly to use it, then stop fucking asking us for more of it. ...and don't act all shocked when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to save you from yourselves.

The High Court has ordered the release of teacher Enoch Burke from prison. He has spent almost 700 days in prison since September 2022 for refusing to use gender bending ideology pronouns in the classroom. A man of integrity.

@AinsworthKeith Wow, wonder why

@Sayitpop Not a Man.

When I got arrested for Nazi Pug, I got held in jail until my court date due to the "serious nature" of my "offence". But the guy who threw a toddler into a crocodile enclosure to try and have him ripped limb from limb has already been bailed the very next day. Clown country.

@ThePatriotOasis @GoldnemovesGold So long, asshole!

@EricLDaugh As an Eagles fan it pains me to defend a Giants QB, but here we are.

Most prominent terrorist attacks since 1970 and their religion: 1. Munich Olympics massacre (1972) - Islam 2. Beirut barracks bombing (1983) - Islam 3. TWA Flight 847 (1985) - Islam 4. Rome & Vienna airport attacks (1985) - Islam 5. Pan Am Flight 103 (1988) - Islam 6. World Trade Center bombing (1993) - Islam 7. Paris Metro bombings (1998) - Islam 8. US Embassy bombings Kenya & Tanzania (1998) - Islam 9. USS Cole bombing (2000) - Islam 10. 9/11 attacks (2001) - Islam 11. Bali bombings (2002) - Islam 12. Istanbul bombings (2003) - Islam 13. Madrid train bombings (2004) - Islam 14. London 7/7 bombings (2005) - Islam 15. Fort Hood shooting (2009) - Islam 16. Toulouse/Montauban shootings (2012) - Islam 17. Boston Marathon bombing (2013) - Islam 18. Brussels Jewish Museum shooting (2014) - Islam 19. Ottawa Parliament attack (2014) - Islam 20. Charlie Hebdo / Hyper Cacher attacks (2015) - Islam 21. Paris November attacks (2015) - Islam 22. San Bernardino shooting (2015) - Islam 23. Brussels airport/metro bombings (2016) - Islam 24. Nice truck attack (2016) - Islam 25. Berlin Christmas Market attack (2016) - Islam 26. Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting (2016) - Islam 27. Westminster Bridge attack (2017) - Islam 28. Manchester Arena bombing (2017) - Islam 29. London Bridge/Borough Market attack (2017) - Islam 30. Barcelona/Cambrils attacks (2017) - Islam 31. Strasbourg Christmas market attack (2018) - Islam 32. London Bridge stabbing (2019) - Islam 33. Samuel apart beheading (2020) - Islam 34. Vienna shooting (2020) - Islam 35. October 7 Hamas-led attacks (2023) - Islam 36. Arras school stabbing (2023) - Islam 37. Solingen knife attack (2024) - Islam 38. New Orleans Bourbon Street attack (2025) - Islam 39. Bondi Beach Hanukkah attack (2025) - Islam 40. Winterthur train-station stabbing (2026) - Islam I couldn’t list them all, obviously, but let’s put it into perspective. Islamist terrorist attacks worldwide since 1979: 1979–April 2024: 66,872 attacks By period: 1979–2000: 2,194 attacks 2001–2012: 8,265 attacks 2013–April 2024: 56,413 attacks Total Deaths: at least 249,941 Now, who is the biggest threat to the world, again?

@VividProwess Alls well that ends well.

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come;thy will be done;on earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation;but deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever.Amen. God bless all 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

BREAKING: Scott Presler just Posted this Video in front of John Thunes office: “Time to play hardball” John Thune wants everybody to forget about the Save America Act… he’s actually counting on it TIME TO GET LOUD MAGA

@cb_doge That guy's an asshole.

I told Senator Sheldon WhiteClub today that I won’t be listening to or caring about any of his lessons on morality knowing that he joined an all-white Rhode Island Country Club. I’m also done with the likes of AOC, Al Gore, John Kerry, and the rest of the lying cabal that make stupid climate predictions, plunder tens of billions of tax dollars, enrich their well-connected allies, and are committed to strangulating out of existence entire sectors of our economy. Climate alarmist AOC wants to be taken seriously while also insisting the world is imminently about to end due to climate change (Just under 5 years remain on her nutty Jan 2019 prediction that only 12 years of life are left on Earth). Al Gore is now speaking publicly about his concern with global freezing after decades of grift talking about global warming. “Within the decade there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro,” said Gore in 2006 (There’s still snow on Kilimanjaro year-round). Gore also predicted in 2009 ice-free Arctic summers within 5-7 years. John Kerry warned in 2009 that the Arctic would be ice-free by 2013. These people are dishonest, power-hungry hacks. The GREEN NEW SCAM is DEAD!!!

Fewer than 3 years. That’s all the time we have left. If we lose 2026, we are likely to lose 2028. Our Republican Senate majority hasn’t passed any meaningful legislation, which means many of President Trump’s policies aren’t codified into law. If a democrat president wins 2028, then these 4 years won’t mean anything. The next Department of Homeland Security Secretary will reopen the border — just like Alejandro Mayorkas did. Then, when democrats regain control of the Senate, they will nuke the filibuster & pass legislation to implement automatic mail-in ballots in all 50 states. Ballot harvesting will be the law of the land. They will stack the Supreme Court, add 2 new democrat Senators with the creation of DC as a state, & establish a permanent democrat majority. We have the power to stop this, but the question is whether or not @LeaderJohnThune wants to be remembered as a hero or a villain.

The fact that I wasn’t funded by the SPLC proves I’m not a Nazi