Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

11 years ago

In the moments before cosmic expansion rips apart our lightyear-scale plasma bodies, the last message sent will be a doge meme or something.

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

8 years ago

Your ability to make accurate predictions is inversely proportional to the extent that you take advantage of that foreknowledge. Time travellers are at both ends of this scale.

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Brand of Frost @BrandOfFrost

9 years ago

I heard there were two legs of stone out in the desert, all alone, but you don't really care for statues, do you? It goes like this: the great, the small, each empire in its turn will fall and written on the platform "OZYMANDIAS"

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

Coinstar machines, but for vampires to count the grains of rice strewn across their paths.

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

Tired: Horror movies are too hard now that everyone has cell phones. Wired: Poetry is too hard now that everyone has IoT-connected fridges that send them real-time updates on who is eating their plums.

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✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam

9 years ago

My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

8̶:̶3̶1̶ ̶A̶M̶:̶ ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶k̶e̶.̶ ̶9̶:̶0̶6̶ ̶A̶M̶:̶ ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶f̶e̶c̶t̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶w̶h̶e̶l̶m̶i̶n̶g̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶k̶e̶.̶ 9:34 AM: Now I am superlatively, actually woke.

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

Approach the edge of apocalypse, then retreat at the last moment. This spawns an alternate universe in which you did not: a dead world that can now be exploited for its resources.

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

Innumerable things nurture man, Who has nothing good with which he can Recompense heaven Except perhaps seven New souls delivered by hand.

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

Because, stop for Death, I could not, He instead stopped for me on the spot. We drove across town, To a house underground, And the centuries count but for naught

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

Half a league onward, and so on. Was there a man dismay'd? No one. Boldly they rode Into Death's abode But six hundred is not much to go on.

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

As Prufrock sighs over his tea, His life is consumed by ennui. He imagines it better, (if quite a bit wetter) as taking place under the sea.

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Bearer of Message @BearerOfMessage

9 years ago

This is just to say that I munched On your plums in the icebox for lunch Which I think you were saving, But they sated my craving And packed so delicious a punch!