Beer Splaining @BeerSplaining
Cataloguing all things beersplained to me Joined May 2016-
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If I introduced you to a cool bar/drink and then we break up, you are NOT ALLOWED to still go to that bar/drink that drink anymore. You could go to Chili’s and not know the difference.
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My wifi keeps automatically trying to connect to the internet of the shitty hotel across the street instead of my nice hotel, which I find v insulting
Steps to a successful ABP season: 1. Coffee 2. Insomnia/Panic Attacks Congrats you’re now a beer professional.
P.s. Dont ever order pink moscato next to me at a bar.
Random guy at bar insisted his experience at the brewery was more VIP than I could ever get even with my connections. I wouldn’t call working for the company a “connection” but okay.
I just broke down my station in 7 minutes, which is a new personal best 🍻
The most dangerous game I play is “I wonder if this event is catered or nah”
@thekettleslayer @AnchorBrewing Winners are winners are winners. Just funny categories *shrug*
Is anybody else lol’ing at the GABF winners list?
-“Belgian beers are my favorite!” -“You like Saison Dupont?” -“Ew no I hate that style”
My dentist told me how much he liked barleywines for 15 minuets while filling a cavity. New personal hell.
@LibertyOrDeaf Just do like 2 or 3 Total Wine tastings for me a month? K Thanksssssssss
I convinced my boss to come to hot yoga with me during a market visit. Which is probably the sale I'm the most proud of.
@LibertyOrDeaf If you actually move more than 10 cases at an off premise tasting, I will hire you right now
Buyer: "Can you do a sampling next week?" Me after getting promoted :
I like to play a game called "I forgot to bring a t-shirt for you" when managers are jerks
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a straight, white boy, telling him I know more about the subject than him because it's my actual job.
Shit, who wouldn't be happy to do ANYTHING and make 6 figures- hard to believe the animosity thrown around in this industry sometimes
Tweet rant directed at a Top 50 American Craft brewery rep who felt superior to the cider industry while brewing crappy beer in garage
We all have a particular set of skills, and if a cider offered you 6 figures tomorrow, you'd quit brewing beer in your garage IMJUSTSAYIN
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