Ben Close @BenClose1983
Number cruncher. Balding. @WestmorlandFL fixture guru. Wannabe Mike Dean often found plodding around the grounds of Westmorland on Saturday’s. #MUFC #GlazersOut Sedbergh Joined August 2009-
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@FormerlyWill @JoM121077 On the flip side, the taxpayer is paying for him for life. Get rid and we don’t.
What are England doing here. Absolutely reckless cricket.
Retirement announced. Next ball, takes a wicket. Couldn’t write it. Ben Stokes - you legend.
@TsideSpurs The squad on the whole is poor. So many should be there who aren’t.
@itscarrick86 @Z1Zico He couldn’t deal a deck of cards.
@TiaFox41312006 @DocEmUK @British_Airways You’re a bit thick, aren’t you, Tia?
@jonmikesav8 @itscarrick86 He’s a season ticket holder Jon. Goes to every game home and away and has done for over 20 years. There’s only one utter whopper here and that’s you.
@ThaiBill2 @FormerlyWill I’m not doubting you don’t like them or have had a bad experience but I’ve had an iPhone now for about 17 years and have literally never had a single problem with any of them.
@itscarrick86 @BelfastDon have you seen this monstrosity?
I thought this was @rwall83060758 at first
@anthonyewbank To help you dirty pervs keep your eyes off Kelly Brook
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Ullswater United @UllswaterUtd
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Simon Close @Closey1977
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Tim Farron @timfarron
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Westmorland FA @WestmorlandFA
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Tom Banks @tombanks19
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Stuart @StuhassV2
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the majestik @majikal78
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T.Wiglet9 @Wiglet9T
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jsmyth444 @jsmyth44499
547 Followers 2K Following 4 years of seeing the lies and propaganda , God only knows what number this incantation is.
Appleby AFC @ApplebyAFC
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Brother Mac @Macsbackagain7
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Col @TheBardOfAnlaby
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Westmorland Football ... @WestmorlandFL
2K Followers 80 Following The official account of the @JMPFoodservice Westmorland League. Follow us for updates, news and more. @WestmorlandFA grassroots league of the year 21/22 & 22/23
Sedbergh School @SedberghSchool
9K Followers 419 Following This account is no longer active. To stay up to date with all the latest news & events, please follow us on Instagram: sedberghschoolofficial
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830 Followers 1K Following Pleasant man, living the best life he can. PNE fan!
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12K Followers 417 Following Official Twitter page for Kendal Town Football Club. Members of the Ebac Northern League Division One. #UpTheMintcakes
Simon Close @Closey1977
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528 Followers 923 Following
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702 Followers 636 Following Live and work in the wonderful part of the world! Carlisle fan
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2K Followers 83 Following For Sedgwick House news and the events taking place.
carl watson @carlwat00289806
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Paul Butterworth @PaulPaulbutty
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535 Followers 582 Following Retired Toe Porn Queen ™️. Middle aged, wearer of ripped jeans. adidas enthusiast. Usually located in a premier inn, Airbnb and near a wine bottle. NOT SINGLE.
Scott Patterson @R_o_M_temp
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A @returningfromt2
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