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End of Season Board Meeting 📅 Feb 1, 2020 📍Arrowhead Country Club 🕓 4:00pm EST ▪️Keeper League procedure ▪️Election of board members ▪️Draft order ▪️Fun Fund ▪️Look ahead to preseason meeting Open to all league members

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Nocturnal Garrett wakes up from his daytime slumber and turns on the trade machine. He says Minshew ya later to Gardner as his starting QB by adding Osh Kosh B’Josh Allen., along with a swap of WRs. Will these SHARP additions be enough to return him to his former prowess?

David often finds himself as the league’s punchline, and it pains me (anonymous member) to watch. It was heartwarming to hear this week that he will finally be able to use the bathroom of his(?) choice when attending school events. Chalk him up for at least one W this week

Two of our favorite storylines go head to head as #BradVsTheBoard faces #LakeOnTheLake. Brad has still yet to beat any non board member, while Luke’s water levels are rising after ending the drought and putting up last week’s high score

Queue up N’SYNC as Chan’s lineup looks like their 2000 smash hit with OBJ, Nick Chubb, and Chris Godwin on bye, bye, bye. With his roster at half strength, Andy has a chance to beat the Miami Dolphins in to the win column, who blew their chance last week

Family fantasy! Something that you maybe should not type in your search engine but that is certainly taking place in this fantasy league, Stephen has already bested baby David and looks to continue to reign supreme over the Culbreth bloodline by handing Daniel his first loss

Loser leaves town! These two real world football coach’s X and O wisdom has not translated to the fantasy gridiron yet this year. With a minimum of 6 wins typically required for the postseason, the loser of this one could find themselves shipped off to LeBron’s communist China

Two former neighbors face off in the #BattleForTheBrer. Like in real life, Andy has now moved far, far away after losing two straight loser leaves town matches and at this point is running out of towns. Who wins first, Andy or the Dolphins? Comment with your response

Acuna Matata slowly trots in to this week’s match at 1-4 to face Chan with the opposite record. Jordan continues to talk his players up on the block with the gusto of a buy here, pay here car salesman in hopes he can get some of these clunkers off the lot by the weekend

Snip snap snip snap snip snap! Davies finds out the physical toll a vasectomy has on a person by swapping Gordon and Edelman for the second time. He faces newlywed Tate, who is looking for his first win as Mr. Kym Elrod. Will David show up to the ceremony to object?

Stephen H and his new golden leg kicker Mike Ted Nugent look to give Chan’s squad catscratch fever this week, are they up to the daunting task?

David and the league’s most expensive roster face off with one against Garrett, who has rarely spent any of his waiver budget in Moneyball fashion. Does Garrett have enough Brad Pitt in him to pull this off?

Bradley Barnard to the principal’s office! Class clown Brad returns for #BradVsTheBoard round 3, but this is about more than “Kick Me” signs and whoopie cushions. Jordan looks to put a stop to the chicanery and teach Brad a lesson about respecting authority

#LukeOnTheLake is all dried up and his players dig holes every day in search of an answer. It may take more than Andy Dalton carrying James White up the mountain to reverse the curse of the no good dirty rotten player stealing great great J Shaw

Saddle up, partner! Jess takes his horse to the old town road to face Andy after he was forced to leave town last week after a loss. At 1-3, Jess faces the same fate this week. Will Andy be able to get his Red Dead Redemption? #WildWildWestbrook

Both rookies are the last men standing at 4-0?! Two first years haven’t impressed this much since Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. This week could show which of these rookies is for real, and which is just drinking the Polyjuice

#BigSpender of the week once again goes to @DavidCulbreth9, spending $28 on Jaylen Rose Samuels. This will be the final time you seen David on this segment, as this was his final $28 remaining in his budget