Mrs B Awesome @BlueNip
'There's fuckery afoot'. Well known Shakespearean quote.😇 Johannesburg, South Africa Joined March 2010-
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@Jarrod_Delport It's almost as if those opposing want JHB to fail permanently.. I don't get it. She's just asking for 5 years which is nothing considering the last 32 of ANC corruption with their crony parties.
If you have any doubts about wanting to fix JHB or who to vote for you have to consider what Helen is saying here. Don't have to like her but she has the right commitment unlike the grifters inc.
UPDATE: @SAPoliceService INQUEST FOLLOWING THE DISCOVERY OF A FEMALE BODY IN SOWETO The police have registered an inquest docket following the discovery of a female body in a dam at Moroka, Soweto. The unidentified body was found wrapped in a duvet on 20 September 2026 at about 17:00. The victim is estimated to be in her twenties. The circumstances surrounding the incident are unknown at this stage. The police appeal to members of the community who may have information regarding the incident or any information that can assist with investigations to contact their nearest police station or the police crime stop number 08600 10111 or alternatively use the MySAPSApp to provide tipoffs anonymously.
Soweto: the body of a female has been found at Thokoza Park.
@tumisole Sadly they go to other people with the same name instead and nearly cost them their jobs and livelihoods..
@ShellsPemBroke Mine is successfully pulled out my new mini step ladder to rehang a section of droopy curtain after finally buying a packet of new curtain hooks. Winner winner took 5 minutes after procrastinating 3 months...🤣🤣
This kind of fraud is not new, or unique. But the fact that it’s been normalised in a country where road crashes claim so many lives is sickening. How many drivers with PrDPs are not medically fit to be on the road, let alone entrusted with others’ lives or dangerous goods? Dr Ashok Chandika, an occupational medical practitioner, explains the risks.
Just R300 can put you behind the wheel to transport paying passengers or any dangerous goods in a heavy vehicle. #eNCA's @DasenThathiah has the details of an investigation that's uncovered the sale of fake medical certificates used for Professional Driving Permits in Durban.
@NivashniNair Why would you work for Iqbal Servee then?
@Abramjee Hopefully the right guys with positive ID and DNA and camera footage otherwise people are just going for the reward money for people they don't like.
@chrisw_co_za Is that the last one left? How many did we have originally from the arms deal again? Bit like Lootsufi's BMW's. 🙄
@karynmaughan Poor wee thing..Hopefully there is a father around to step-up and look after his daughter.
@pookiepolls Well then you must voter harder for Helen 🙄
@LoveSwaziland @Abramjee If they are that wealthy then they can either wank at home or go to a massage parlor..🙄🙄🙄
Statement regarding the incident at Vlamo restaurant: •Issued in a personal capacity by: Lawrence Mudzinganyama I apologise unreservedly to the women involved in the recent incident at Vlamo restaurant in Sandton. The aggressive and threatening language I used was unacceptable and unjustifiable, regardless of the circumstances that led to the disagreement. I should have exercised restraint, removed myself from the situation and sought assistance from the restaurant's management. I did not, and I accept responsibility for my words and conduct. I deeply regret the fear and distress I caused, as well as the public concern generated by the footage. I recognise the seriousness of my conduct, particularly in a country confronting unacceptable levels of violence against women. I understand the anger and alarm the incident has caused. I will cooperate fully with law enforcement authorities regarding any investigation into the incident. I am also seeking professional guidance and will undertake an appropriate conflict-management programme to help me respond to conflict and frustration more constructively. I recognise that an apology cannot erase the fear and distress caused. I must now demonstrate accountability through meaningful, sustained action and ensure that this conduct is never repeated.
And now I’m here inside the Liverpool Cathedral. I’ve never been here before and on walking in, I’m absolutely blown away by the scale of this place. It is staggeringly enormous. The ceilings are the highest I’ve ever seen. Designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott, who also designed the iconic red telephone boxes and Battersea Power Station, amongst other wonderful places. It wasn’t the fastest builds ever though; the foundation stone was laid in 1904 but it wasn’t completed until 1978. Still quicker than the one in Barcelona I suppose.
Did @Lesufi get emotional at the booing?
@SkyeZedA These chops are all loving the 30 odd years of petty revenge..meanwhile unemployment is skyrocketing by the month and they simply don't get it.
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