Borowitz Report Explained @BorowitzExplain
Even though this is an account explicitly making fun of Andy Borowitz’s terrible writing, half of my followers think that I am Andy Borowitz. Bel-Air Joined August 2018-
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
My life has no more meaning
The New Yorker Drops Andy Borowitz's Satire Column Amid Cutbacks variety.com/2023/digital/n…
@Variety I am going to kill myself
@RivanRivi I am Andy Borowitz
@RivanRivi @murderxbryan Huh?
Even though I have not posted in 10 weeks and this account is explicitly making fun of Andy Borowitz, I have gained 47 followers since then because half my followers think I am Andy Borowitz.
Current guy dumb but guy from past also dumb.
Ted Cruz is very loyal to Trump. Trump's taxes were in the news.
I dunno. Benghazi or some shit? Who cares?
The Supreme Court ruled that the NY AG could get Trump's tax returns. Trump appointed three Supreme Court Justices. Trump gave his adult children jobs in government.
Ted Cruz went to Mexico while his constituents died.
Trump was a bad president and I guessing he's been the defendant in class action suits before.
Republicans are so loyal to Trump they'll book a room in a hotel that imploded.
Adam Kinzinger spoke out against Trump and then his relatives wrote a letter and the NYT thought we cared about his family not liking him anymore.
Republicans tried to impeach Biden.
@riley I don't 100% agree with you since Borowitz would've written "unqualified" 7 times in the 17 sentence piece to really drive it home but this is probably it and you were first. Dollar has been sent.
I will Venmo $1 to the first person who can explain the joke. I know that Trump was disappointed in his legal team + he has two sons... but what is the joke?
Biden signed a bunch of executive orders on the first day of his presidency to erase a bunch of Trump's executive orders. This piece is from week 4 of the Biden presidency.
GOP Senators didn't pay attention during the impeachment trial.
This one is really confusing but 5 paragraphs in, Borowitz reveals that the joke is "everything Jared touches is bad"
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