🚨@Shopify just KILLED my business. 🚨
They're holding €39,311 of MY money hostage until September 2026.
→ 3,162 orders delivered
→ 0.15% chargeback rate (6x BELOW industry "high risk")
→ Every proof submitted
→ Every customer happy
Their answer? "Final decision." No human. No reason. No recourse.
Meanwhile: my suppliers unpaid. My employees unpaid. My ads off. My stock frozen. A clean, profitable business — destroyed in 48 hours by an algorithm.
🇫🇷 @Shopify vient de TUER mon entreprise.
39 311€ de MON argent retenus en otage jusqu'en septembre 2026. 3 162 commandes, 0,15% de litiges, tous les justificatifs fournis. Réponse : « décision finale ». Aucun humain. Aucune explication. Aucun recours.
This is happening to thousands of merchants. It needs to stop.
@tobi@Shopify@harleyf — review my case. With a human. Now.
If you read this: TAG @Shopify@ShopifySupport
RT this. Save a business. 🙏
#Shopify#ShopifyPayments #ShopifyHolding
What a time to be alive. No one's doing shit anymore. Everybody's just out here tokenmaxing and LARPing around the world. When I started this three years ago, everything was done manually by hand, and any little landing page will cost you $2,000 to $3,000. Now you don't even have to type anymore.
For the love of God, do yourself and your family a favor and learn Claude Code. Not learning Claude Code right now is like not buying Bitcoin back in 2010.
Evolve bro hired a full creative team a month ago. 200 ads/month. More volume than ever. But nothing was working.
He cut it down to 2-3 ads per day. Went back to making creatives himself. Focused on creative intent.
Went from $54k/day to $109k/day in 4 days.
Less volume. More intent. Winners started coming.
90% of you outsource your zone of genius the moment you start scaling.
That's the thing that scaled you in the first place.
Don't erode your edge.
If you want in, Evolve price goes up Monday.
My life and business are fully merged
A call from a buddy could be:
> A 7-fig deal getting sent over
> A girl ghosted him again
> Another Gen Z SaaS getting acquired
> Plans to grab drinks tn
Every conversation has the potential to either make me $100k on the spot or send me into a spiral
U never really know what ur about to pick up
You could connect Claude to Figma 8 months ago, but results were pretty underwhelming
We can now vibe code static ads and landing pages using Claude Code, build workflows to make mass static ad iterations, and probably more than that
Very exciting times
I figured out how to turn Claude into a graphic design agent
It can use Figma on its own and make designs from scratch
Making static ads, landing pages, and email designs just got 10X easier and faster
❗️Shopify is playing pranks on its merchants again.
It's automatically limiting the data it shares back via ANY of your pixels, including the one from Meta, which means your ads won't be able to optimize efficiently.
To prevent that...
Go to Customer events (search for it in the search bar at the top).
Then switch every value in the data column to Always on.
Do this on all your stores now.
Your ancestors survived plagues, wars, and slavery
Just for you to get depressed because a girl didn't text back
You are the weak link in the bloodline
Tighten the fuck up
Genetic failure ass nigga
Someone is making $175k/year selling fake "celebrity endorsements" that are legally untouchable…
Here's the loophole:
It's illegal to say "Kim Kardashian uses our product" if she doesn't
But it's NOT illegal to say "Products like ours are used by celebrities like Kim Kardashian"
See the difference? The first is a false endorsement. The second is a true statement about a category
These guys have built a whole system around exploiting this:
They create ads showing celebrity photos with carefully worded captions:
"The skincare secret A-list celebrities swear by"
"The same technology used by Hollywood's elite"
"Why celebrities choose products like [Brand]"
Never claims the celebrity uses THIS product. Just implies it heavily
They also create fake "paparazzi style" photos
Hire models who vaguely resemble celebrities. Photograph them from far away, grainy quality, "candid" style. Using the product
The photos are real (of the model). The implication is fake (that it's a celebrity). But nothing explicitly stated is untrue
Legal has reviewed these. Celebrities have sent cease and desists. Nothing sticks because technically no false claim was made
One client using this method increased conversion rate by 340%
Customers genuinely believe celebrities use the product. The product page just... lets them believe that
Some brands have been running these "implied endorsements" for 3+ years. Exposed multiple times on Reddit and Twitter. Still running. Still legal. Still printing
When you see "Celebrity Approved" or "A-List Favourite" on products, there's a 90% chance it's this exact method
Implied endorsement method = $$$
If you cheat on a good woman with a dusty hoe
You didn't win
You traded a diamond for a rock because the rock was shiny
Now you stuck with a rock and child support
Flintstones ass nigga
There's a network making $3M/year running fake "government grant" funnels that capture competitor customer data…
Here's the operation:
They run ads on Facebook and TikTok:
"New 2025 Small Business Grant - Up to $50,000 Available - Check Eligibility"
The ad targets entrepreneurs, ecom owners, small business people. Exactly the customer base their clients want to reach
Landing page looks official. Government-ish colours. Eagle logos. Fine print everywhere. Feels legitimate
To "check eligibility" you fill out a form:
- Business name
- Revenue
- Industry/niche
- Email
- Phone
- Business challenges
There is no grant. Never was
But now they have a database of:
- Verified business owners
- Exact revenue figures
- What niche they're in
- What problems they're facing
This data is worth gold
They sell it segmented:
- "2,340 supplement brand owners doing $50k-200k/month struggling with ad costs" - $25,000
- "890 coaching businesses under $10k/month looking for funding" - $8,000
- "4,100 ecom owners who listed 'competition' as main challenge" - $40,000
The competitors buying these lists know exactly who to target, what they're struggling with, and how much they're making
Some buyers use it for ads. Some use it for cold outreach. Some use it for market research
One "grant" funnel collected 34,000 submissions last year. That's potentially $500k+ in data value from one fake government program
When people complain, the site just says "unfortunately you weren't selected for this round of funding"
Technically never promised anything
Grant harvesting method = $$$
If you drive a car that is louder than your bank account
You are the problem
We hear you coming from a mile away
But we know you can't afford the gas to get back home
Cars 2 ass nigga
Someone is making $85k/month running fake "coupon code" sites that install tracking malware on competitors' customers…
Here's the method:
He creates sites for popular ecom brands: "[BrandName]Coupons.com" or "[Brand]PromoCodes.net"
When customers google "[Brand] coupon code" they find his site
The site looks helpful. Lists of codes. Some work, most are expired. Standard coupon site stuff
But here's the actual play:
To "unlock" the best codes, visitors have to install a browser extension
The extension does show coupon codes. It works. Customers think it's useful
What it also does:
- Tracks every website they visit
- Records what they add to cart on competitor sites
- Captures email addresses from form fills
- Monitors purchase behaviour across all ecom
He's building a database of exactly what customers buy, where they shop, and how much they spend
This data gets sold to:
- Competing brands who want to target those exact customers
- Ad agencies who need purchase behaviour data
- Retargeting platforms
- Anyone who'll pay
The extension has 47,000 active users across 12 different "coupon" brands
That's 47,000 people whose entire shopping behaviour is being monitored and sold
Average revenue per tracked user: $15-40/year
Chrome has removed the extension twice. He just renames it and republishes. Takes 2 weeks to get back to the same install numbers
The customers have no idea. They think they're saving 10% on orders. They're actually the product being sold
Coupon trojan method = $$$
There are marketers running "cancel campaigns" where they manufacture outrage against competitors to get them deplatformed…
Here's the playbook:
Client pays $20-50k to "remove" a competitor from the market
The team goes to work:
Step 1: Dig through every piece of content the competitor has ever posted. Tweets from 2014. Old YouTube videos. Deleted Instagram posts. Everything is archived somewhere
Step 2: Find or manufacture controversy. Old joke that's "problematic" now. Screenshot that can be taken out of context. Business practice that sounds bad when framed wrong
Step 3: Create burner accounts and start posting. Not just one post. Coordinated campaigns across Twitter, TikTok, Reddit. All appearing organic
"Just found out [Competitor] said THIS in 2016... why is nobody talking about this?"
Step 4: Get micro-influencers to pick it up. Pay them through third parties so there's no connection. They don't know they're being used
Step 5: Contact journalists. "Hey, have you seen what's happening with [Competitor]? Might be a story there"
Once it hits a certain threshold, it becomes self-sustaining. Real people pile on. Real journalists cover it. Real consequences happen
One campaign got a competitor's YouTube channel demonetised. Another got someone kicked off Amazon. Another resulted in a brand losing their Shopify Payments
The competitor never knows it was a paid hit. They think they just got "cancelled" organically
Total time from payment to deplatforming: Usually 2-6 weeks
The really fucked up part? Some of these services are run by people who publicly tweet about "ethics" and "authenticity"
Different rules for different people
Manufactured cancellation method = $$$
If you get paid on Friday and you're broke by Monday
You don't have an income problem
You have an IQ problem
You spent 2 weeks of work on 2 days of fun
Patrick Star ass nigga
There's a guy making $200k/year selling "pre-verified" Stripe and PayPal accounts to people who've been banned…
Here's the underground economy:
When you get banned from Stripe or PayPal, you're done. They blacklist your SSN, your address, your bank accounts. You can't just make a new account
Unless you buy one from this guy
He recruits homeless people, addicts, and college kids who need quick cash. Pays them $200-500 to:
- Open a business bank account in their name
- Register an LLC
- Create a Stripe/PayPal merchant account
- Verify everything with their real documents
Then he sells the fully verified account for $2,000-5,000
The banned business owner gets a clean account they can process payments through. The original person who opened it gets their $500 and disappears
He's got a network of 40+ "account openers" across different states. Different banks. Different addresses. Impossible to connect
When (not if) the account gets flagged and shut down, the buyer just purchases another one. The guy who opened it has no assets to seize and doesn't care about their credit score
Some of his buyers have gone through 8-10 accounts in a year. They budget for it. $30-50k/year in "payment processing costs"
The people getting caught aren't him. It's the homeless guy who opened the account and has no idea what happened
He's been running this for 3 years. Processed over $40M through accounts he's sold. Never been charged with anything because he never directly touches the money
Just connects buyers with sellers and takes a cut
Shadow banking method = $$$
Niggas really hate on billionaires
While typing on an iPhone, ordering from Amazon, posting on X
You are funding the niggas you hate
You are the customer
Dora the Explorer ass nigga
There are guys making $50k/month creating fake "product safety recall" alerts to tank competitor sales overnight…
Here's the operation:
They create official-looking consumer safety websites. Names like "ProductSafetyAlert" or "ConsumerRecallWatch"
When a client pays them, they publish a fake recall notice:
"URGENT: [Competitor Product] Recalled Due to Contamination Concerns - Check Your Batch Number"
The article includes:
- Fake FDA reference numbers
- Made up batch numbers that cover 90% of products sold
- Stock photos of "affected products"
- A form to "check if your product is affected"
They then run Facebook ads targeting people who've shown interest in that product category
The ads say: "Did you buy [Product]? Check if your batch has been recalled"
Customers panic. They throw away perfectly good products. They demand refunds. They leave angry reviews. They post warnings in Facebook groups
By the time the real brand issues a statement saying there's no recall, thousands of customers have already returned products and trashed the brand online
One fake recall campaign against a supplement company resulted in:
- 4,200 refund requests in 72 hours
- 340+ negative reviews mentioning "recall"
- 67% drop in sales for 3 weeks
- $890k estimated damage
The brand tried to find who did it. Couldn't trace it. The websites were registered anonymously. The ads were run through burned accounts
Cost to the competitor who ordered the attack? $8,000
Return on investment for destroying a rival? Immeasurable
This is corporate terrorism disguised as consumer safety
Fake recall method = $$$
If you have a dream but you sleep until 11 AM
That shit ain't a dream, it's a fantasy
Dreams require waking the fuck up
You just like sleeping
Sleeping Beauty ass nigga
Someone is making $430k/year running fake "class action lawsuit" pages to harvest customer data from competitors…
Genuinely evil. Here's how it works:
He monitors ecom brands for any negative press. Product recall. Bad review going viral. Customer complaint on Twitter. Anything
Within 24 hours, he launches a website:
"[Brand Name] Class Action Lawsuit - Were You Affected? Submit Your Claim"
The site looks like a legitimate law firm. Professional design. Legal jargon. Privacy policy. The works
Angry customers find it when they google "[Brand] lawsuit" or "[Brand] scam"
They fill out a form with:
- Full name
- Email
- Phone number
- What they purchased
- Their complaint
There is no lawsuit. There is no law firm. It's just a data harvesting operation
Here's what he does with the data:
1) Sells the leads to competitors. "Here's 3,000 people who hate [Brand] and just bought in your niche last month." Worth $15-40 per lead
2) Runs his own offers to the list. These are proven buyers who are emotional and angry. They convert like crazy on "alternatives"
3) Some he sells to actual lawyers who might start real lawsuits. If a real case happens, he gets referral fees
One fake lawsuit page for a supplement brand collected 14,000 submissions in 6 weeks
That's potentially $200k+ in lead value from one page targeting one competitor
He's running these for 30+ brands simultaneously. Just waits for negative news and pounces
The targeted brands can't do anything because technically it's not illegal to ask if people are interested in a lawsuit. The site never claims a lawsuit EXISTS
Just implies one might
Lawsuit harvesting method = $$$
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