Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

Shower-singer/songwriter. Aspiring writer. Full-fledged dreamer. Constant go-getter. And doin' it all in my stylish, yet affordable, boots! Alberta, Canada Joined April 2009

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Funny how the loudest “Canada is broken” voices keep coming from the provinces with the worst premiers running the show. Here’s the part people skip: your daily life is run by your province, not Ottawa. Healthcare, schools, hospitals, highways, policing, housing approvals, electricity rates. All provincial jurisdiction. The premier you voted for controls almost everything that actually touches your day to day. Alberta’s economy gets mismanaged by Smith, healthcare gets gutted, and somehow it’s Ottawa’s fault. Saskatchewan posts some of the worst outcomes on healthcare wait times and education funding in the country, then blames “the Laurentian elite.” These are the same people who vote for cuts, then complain when the cuts hurt. Vote for underfunded hospitals, then post about ER wait times like it’s a national betrayal. Vote against federal transfers and equalization fixes, then act shocked when their own province can’t deliver services. If your premier controls your hospital wait time, your kid’s classroom size, and your power bill, and all three are getting worse, that’s not a “Canada is broken” problem. That’s a “you elected this” problem. The data is right there. Most of the “Canada is failing” energy isn’t coming from a place of national decline. It’s coming from provincial governance failures, dressed up as a federal crisis.

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

a month ago

@_angelbree @pinkcellgirl It can be cause for divorce.

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

3 months ago

Pretty disappointed in Airdrie Urgent care ordering from that VILE business Paul’s Pizza. Just watched the Skip driver deliver it. Should be ASHAMED to give those degenerates any business. @ahs_yyczone

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

3 months ago

@RepJackKimble Sorry, “warning?” lol. You chose to serve the people. It shouldn’t be a paycheque.

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

3 months ago

@City_of_Airdrie how many complaints to you get about the traffic lights in this city? I was sitting at the lights at reunion and veterans for minutes without it changing green to turn from Reunion. The lights in this city are horribly misaligned for the traffic in this city.

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

3 months ago

@KennethCole24 @elonmusk Haha. I rest my case, dude. ⬆️ going off on a tirade just proves my point.

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

4 months ago

@TwinkTheory Probably couldn’t afford her. 🤷‍♂️

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

4 months ago

@KennethCole24 @david_parker @elonmusk Then stop fucking it up. lol. Cry to mommy and daddy while acting like a child because you don’t get what you want? Isn’t that what you’ve told other people: the world is an unfair place? I’m so sick of you POS acting like you’re the victims. Welcome to life.

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

5 months ago

@JimmyJ4thewin It’s been just “Kesha” for quite some time.

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KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira

5 months ago

Instead of saying “women slept their way to the top”, rather say “men withhold promotions and leverage power until they receive sexual favors”. That’s the real truth of the matter.

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Maura DragonHeart 🍀🇺🇸🇮🇪🌛🌝🌜💙 @maura_resister

5 months ago

Daily reminder

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5 months ago

#EatTheRich

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

5 months ago

@trixiemattel @katya_zamo it would be incredible if you had a date in Calgary, Alberta! Please!!! Thank you! #thebaldandthebeautiful #liveevents #trixie #katya

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Brandon C. @Brandon_1985

6 months ago

@PanNikifor @cold_fire7 You’re gonna wanna watch ‘Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.’ If you watch ‘Beetlejuice,’ you’re gonna end up with the first film from 38 years ago.