Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

she/her Joined April 2019

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

3 weeks ago

@JimCantore This is my fault. I work outside in the US and am doing a study abroad in Oxford this year. I bragged to my coworker in April that I'd miss the worst of the heat. 😬 So sorry folks, it had to follow me.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

4 weeks ago

@Bowens_Official We're from the same town! I don't actually follow wrestling, but I follow you 💕 it's hard to be yourself coming from there, I'm glad you made it.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

4 weeks ago

@estherzelda0514 I have fructose malabsorption. The last time I talked to a nutritionist she recommended healthy snacks, like carrots throughout the day. Carrots have fructose in them and caused a reaction so bad I couldn't drive myself home. I'm all done with nutritionists after that.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

a month ago

@NoahKahan some of us love the set list.💕

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a month ago

you guys are being very mean to noah kahan about his setlist and it’s genuinely making me upset

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

a month ago

@LasVegasCounsel @KristinRaworth I hope your daughters have someone safe they can turn to since you clearly aren't it

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a month ago

only one player in NHL history admitted to hearing a woman weeping while being assaulted, left her there, then later changed his story to cover up for his friends who assaulted her. His name is Brett Howden.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

a month ago

@ebteeiii @NJDevils @PruCenter National Military Appreciation Month is celebrated throughout May in the United States & Veterans and Military Families month is celebrated in November. You'd know that I'd this wasn't some performative bullshit. Happy pride!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

a month ago

@Yadirabornaceli @NJDevils @PruCenter National Military Appreciation Month is celebrated throughout May in the United States & Veterans and Military Families month is celebrated in November. You'd know that I'd this wasn't some performative bullshit. Happy pride!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

a month ago

@ThefaithfulCit3 @NJDevils @PruCenter This doesn't include the gays? I'm confused. Fire and brimstone sound fun! 🏳️‍🌈

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

a month ago

@BoehneGreg89557 @NJDevils @PruCenter Veterans month is November! Hope this helps. Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

a month ago

@Frosty_Xan @NJDevils @PruCenter I can't tell if you're pro or against pride night but this meme is my favorite. 🏳️‍🌈😂

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

2 months ago

@spelunky_ Genuinely surprised that Essex and Bergen aren't on here too.

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2 months ago

A rapist has the chance to win the Stanley cup and you’re going to sit here and tell me that accusations ruin men’s lives

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

2 months ago

@shagbark_hick I live near Philly and it's all over the place here.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

2 months ago

@fdswift13 The way I would purchase live versions immediately.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

2 months ago

@RachelLeishman My teenager had to write three whole essays (5 paragraphs!!) and didn't finish. These kids are soft.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

2 months ago

@BarstoolPhilly It lasted easily for 5-6 minutes. Such a cool moment for them, and us.

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

2 months ago

@charlieo_conn It started before the handshake line, too but I only recorded after it. Sorry for the yelling 😂

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Gary the Giraffe @BritSimps

2 months ago

@Bennieeexyz My daughter was bullied by a boy for years, and she finally had enough and started giving him shit back. He didn't like that & eventually he explained that he did it bc he liked her. She said, "I hope you learned that girls don't like that." He didn't.

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Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola

2 months ago

"I have only a short time to live, only one death to die, and I will die fighting for this cause. There will be no peace in this land until slavery is done for." — John Brown Kansas Territory, 1856.