Burkey @BurkeyBrap
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The refund of £4.25 does not make me feel better
There was 15 minutes of Spiderman left when they kicked us out! Ragin. Could have done the other screens first and let us finish the film.
Fredinand thinking he's a good signing makes me worried we've signed a total dud. The man's wrong about everything, all of the time.
🚨Rio Ferdinand on Liverpool signing Ronald Araujo on loan from Barcelona. 🗣️“ I know a lot of Liverpool fans are sat there right now going ‘Araujo? Really? The one who’s been struggling at Barcelona?’ And I’m sitting here thinking, you lot never learn. This is a proper
Limmy Reacts To The BBC's Celebrity Wonderwall Video
When someone from Edinburgh says they are "Scottish"
When Fosters drinkers pick Peroni when it's your round
“Sure, the English may very well hate me, but the Scottish love me, and that’s all that matters.” — Diego Maradona
That was my greatest 20 minutes as an Argentina fan since I started supporting them 4 days ago.
Interesting that France and Spain each have a Ballon D’Or winner in their side, but neither is really their star player
Harvey Danger performing "Flagpole Sitta" on Letterman in 1998. More than a one-hit wonder, this song perfectly captured the weird, anxious side of the late '90s.
I really hope @2000trees have put in extra precautions for the weather this year. @JERAONAIR went all out to keep people cool, really looking after people. Last year was a hellscape of heat at trees. Was more about surviving than having fun. Total lack of shade.
Benefits of drinking: -hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life -being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy -3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer) -heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’ -concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically -backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.
The Boston Globe has dedicated a full page in today's edition to the Tartan Army 🏴 🇺🇸 The letter in Boston's largest newspaper reads: "Dear Tartan Army, "You came for the World Cup, but gave us something more. "For a week, you turned train stations into singalongs, Fenway into a football ground, and an ordinary June into something we'll be talking about for years. "Boston has hosted championships, parades, and celebrations of every kind. But we've never hosted guests quite like you all. "Thank you for the laughter, the bagpipes and the memories. The World Cup will move on. So will the songs, but we'll never forget the joy you brought to our city." 𝘐𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 @SPARScotland 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵
Hi @LeeAndersonMP_ tell us about visiting Reform UK's new Councillor Andy Arnold, Wombwell in Barnsley at his tattoo parlour. Tell us about his cover-up tat. The one he got to cover up his right-facing swastika.
Jesus wept
I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that. Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and
I remember being shown round a flat in Edinburgh by the owner. 5 students having a look round, and while in one of the bedrooms some poor lad woke up and looked terrified. The owner hadn't bothered to tell the current occupants that she was planning a viewing.
This woman was sleeping in her apartment when the realtor comes by to show the apartment to get a start on renting out the apartment when the current tenant leaves soon. The realtor just lets herself in, doesn’t even knock, the tenant wasn’t dressed. Even after the tenant tells
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