Chris @CF_dotNET

Connecticut, USA Joined July 2017

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Chris @CF_dotNET

43 minutes ago

@NYCTheMiC Maybe they will trash the Colony Grill bathroom if they play the Rangers in the playoffs. Nobody drops Brown in a urinal like Brady tkachuck. You can tell just by looking at his face.

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@NYCTheMiC Nobody gets pepperoni pizza at Colony Grill, they get stingers Colony Grill pizza been so undercooked raw lately in reviews, the health inspector probably banned pepperoni and built a emergency mobile response station in the parking lot to treat people with food poisoning

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53 minutes ago

@NYCTheMiC If Chris Drury wanted to Ooze grit in Florida, he would start using cornmeal on the bottom of the hot oil pizzas at Colony Grill in Tampa and Saint Petersburg

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Chris @CF_dotNET

2 hours ago

@JaySyfr @accuweather So being mature is just accepting, maybe even enjoying the fact that elderly people need to die in 110° heat with no air air-conditioning while trillionaires hoard even more money to build underground cities in bunkers for their grandchildren to live in to survive 130° heat

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3 hours ago

@JaySyfr @accuweather “SOMEWHERE in France, it was only 107°, so global warming is DEFINITELY a hoax made up by the democrats” - Jay Bree

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3 hours ago

@KnicksNation Lionel Richie got dizzy and fell on stage last night in Minnesota on the opening night of his tour and had to end the concert. Minnesota definitely got worse

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14 hours ago

@NYCTheMiC Sony announced they are working with Rockstar Games to make sure the Xbox version of the game runs worse than the PS5 version. It’s exactly like what Colony Grill is doing to the New York Rangers

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15 hours ago

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv @Todd_Zeile @gappleSNY They should’ve counted the error where the Mets decided to NOT buy Down Syndrome tests for every single member of the organization

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15 hours ago

@bodnar27 @The7Line Buck doesn’t speak Spanish, so he had to go

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17 hours ago

@FoulTerritoryTV @NjTank99

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17 hours ago

@Laf4MVP_ Chris Drury is short 5 dishwashers, 7 waitresses, 2 bartenders, and the entire Colony Grill bathroom janitor staff. He is kinda busy right now.

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17 hours ago

@Matty__jack @JLazzy23 Yes he is, but it is actually a ketchup pasta fan account

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18 hours ago

@JoeFortunatoBSB Because he is like the 3rd best player on the team

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a day ago

@BlueSince92 @StatBoy_Steven Kev Mula’s pizza review. Go watch it on Facebook. He doesn’t even know who Chris Drury is “Bro, this is nothing short of pathetic. This is bad”

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2 days ago

@kindness903 @MetsAvenue Why did they wait so many seasons of him pitching like ass?

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2 days ago

@JLazzy23 Only you would put buffalo wing sauce on caviar, Johnny

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2 days ago

@reporterchris @JLazzy23 I couldn’t tell if Chris Drury was making seismic moves, or if people in every stall of the Colony Grill bathroom had hot oil pizza diarrhea, and the pay toilet paper dispensers were so full of money that they were no longer functioning to dispense toilet paper