Caiman | Private Investigator @CaimanPI
Ex Cop. Private Eye. Midwestern Supremacist. I write about guns, politics, and pop culture a concrete jungle Joined September 2019-
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This was my walk for four years, I worked off LaSalle st Would ride a divvy to work, walk around enjoying the scenery with friends at lunch, followed by something at night The amount of time you have when childless But also Chicago for 23-33 year olds is incredible
It’s not talked about how much this show had a death grip on the psyches of <600 Credit Score America in the early 2010s People wore its merch out in public
Female teachers tend to disagree.
Most attractive muscle on a guy? The frontal lobe, fully developed.
The contempt for the average American that oozes off these bastards is so tangible it's almost comical
The NYT is having trouble reconciling that the things people like most about America aren't always the things coastal elites value. I'm sorry but if you think Buc-ee's and Bass Pro Shops are anything but a modern marvel, you're way out of touch.
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Real story Someone I knew growing up was NYPD One day he had a security detail for a popular daily show The guest was a famous music artist that was recently divorced She sent her people to get his info He is now her trophy husband
SPLC boss funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi group - pair even had joint bank account trib.al/7wnuofS
@sovereign1914 @palmettoarmory but is it $40 per mag better
Dream gun: delayed blowback 9mm carbine with a folding brace and that takes Glock magazines @palmettoarmory’s X9 prototype comes close but they use goofy ass B&T mags instead for some reason
@fentanylblwdart Congratulations! I got over a fear of public speaking in undergrad by using a prop. Holding something like a coffee mug still in my off hand makes it feel natural to gesticulate with your primary hand.
@WeaponOutfitter Once they figure out how to put 300k candela into an X300 we won’t even need to shoot people anymore
It’s not Graham Platner’s fault that the Waffen SS was absolutely GOATed at graphic design
People who go jogging on city streets are literal psychopaths. Like you’re seriously gonna disrupt traffic and risk getting hit by a car just to stick to a shitty ass 10:30 pace instead of stopping at red lights? FOH
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