Caley! @CaleyFactorial

So wait, this website is called "X" now? Okay, I take it back when I said Elon Musk couldn't make Twitter worse. #twitterisstupid #xisstupider #zeroreach

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

3 years ago

I had a dream that, despite my best efforts for zero reach, my Twitter account took off and started gaining a whole bunch of traction. I woke up in a cold sweat. Please don’t follow me. #zeroreach

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Apparently, Lizzo hates reading negative things about her so here’s something nice about her. The album “Cuz I Love You” is a great album. It’s the only one of hers I’ve listened to, but I’ve listened to it a lot. #nicethingsaboutlizzo #lizzo #lizzorules

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

3 years ago

@MNateShyamalan The helicopter one is pretty funny. The others are meh

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

3 years ago

@prageru Fascinating that a page who decries censorship in its bio is so interested in censoring what people wear

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

3 years ago

I realize my last two stupid tweets were both fellatio related, and for that, I apologize. I try to tweet about many diverse subjects and to have two fellatio related posts back to back weakens my brand. To all my non-followers, I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

3 years ago

I don't get why "cocksucker" is an insult. It's like the nicest thing you can do for someone.

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

3 years ago

@elonmusk You sir, are a buffoon

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

3 years ago

Everyone wants to know who @Alanis Morissette went down on in a theater, but I really want to know what movie was playing?

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

4 years ago

So we’ve taught AI how to plagiarize. Now what?

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

4 years ago

Quit telling each other to “go to therapy”. You all know goddamn well no one can afford therapy.

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

4 years ago

White people calling each other privileged is my favorite genre of social media post

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

4 years ago

McDonald's started serving breakfast all day in 2015, bowing to customer pressure. In 2020, during the peak of the pandemic, they stopped. Clearly, this means the pandemic was really a conspiracy started by McDonald's so they didn't have to have all day breakfast anymore.

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Caley! @CaleyFactorial

4 years ago

Remember when @elonmusk gave the whole world free wi-fi? And when he invented solar shingles that were cheaper than actual shingles? And when he revolutionized public transit with the Hyperloop? And when he colonized Mars? I tell you, he really is a true visionary, that guy.