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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

Whaddupppp Twitterrrr!? This is not an account by the real Dane Cook, just the funny shit he says!! Joined November 2011
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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

You know you are bored when you're making tweets with #replacesongnameswithcurrysauce

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Ever since Kanye West showed up, Taylor Swift has been keeping her tweets to 70 characters just in case.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

I'm terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save the changes to my huge paper that I swear I made no changes to.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

I like all of the music in my play-lists, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Only in America pizza can arrive at your house quicker than an ambulance.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Retweet if you've had your Twitter longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Bad decisions make good stories.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

I love walking across the street while twee

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics? Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks Mom.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Sorry for not tweeting all day.... Modern Warfare 3 came out. I just got up for the first time all day.

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Try and block my punt again bitch

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Cane Dook @Cane_Dook

15 years ago

Paranormal Activity 3 is just a documentary on what Harry Potter did with his invisible cloak after the Deathly Hallows.

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