Matt Baker @CapnBakes

@kinsellawarren Juat drove an electric hour from Cambridge to Guelph. As close to a toaster in a bathtub as I ever want to get. Oh, and the testicle sized hail (mine, not yours. Just think bigger!) in London earlier in the day.

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2 weeks ago

@DanWilliamsAB I guess this motherfucker doesn't have a mother that talks to him anymore, a sister, daughter or wife.

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3 weeks ago

@realBrandonGill Go eat a bag of dicks, sideways, you shit-ridden dumpster dildo. Just try stepping over the border with that shit.

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3 weeks ago

@gator_gum Mark Carney should step down...to the White House, bend ol' diaper boy over his knee and beat his ass with a faked copy of Time magazine....

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3 weeks ago

@JohnRiche Yes, shitty driver car

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3 weeks ago

@JohnRiche Why truck camping in the passing lane when not passing?

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3 weeks ago

@RobertJoeToney @USTradeRep You're an absolute idiot.

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3 weeks ago

@McFranchisee Just top that shit off with sprite, or soda water since they're being shitty people about it.

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4 weeks ago

@JJ_McCullough Except ours keeps Canadian farmers employed. There, I fixed it for you, shitbird.

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a month ago

@ZODIAC_MF Prez was the real hero of that show.

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a month ago

@gator_gum She let's it out at a party "oh I don't eat at Harvey's. Their whole menu is Punjabi!"

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a month ago

@AceVenturaXII @MarioNawfal Still had sour cream, cheese, bacon, onions and peppers on it.

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a month ago

@AceVenturaXII @Grummz Pretty sure you bought me a Nintendo power subscription for. A birthday in elementary school.

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a month ago

@Anthony__Koch Oh fuck right off. It's knobs like you that we don't want in our country.

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a month ago

@TomTSEC Cancelled by Carney!!! Nobody in the city wanted the damn thing, except for the Bay Street PJ class. Imagine watching a game at the Skydome with the constant sound of jets bouncing around that echo chamber of concrete and glass.