CaptMeticuli @CaptMeticuli

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CaptMeticuli @CaptMeticuli

5 hours ago

@trumplicans2024 Heckler & Koch It's a German thing. They've a factory in Columbus, GA: HK USA

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12 hours ago

@IamSvented @solar_ric Here... you forgot the requisite fake news promo. Some of my best work, huh? 🤣🤣🤣

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12 hours ago

@CliffordsBRD @solar_ric Nah... I didn't! 🤣

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12 hours ago

@lippyent Yo... it's called an anachronism. Besides the electronic register and scale behind the counter... The plastic components on the shopping cart weren't introduced until the late 70s

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18 hours ago

@mattvanswol I am a full believer in the "laying on of hands" in the name of protecting my family. I would've done the same.

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@smsamford01 ALL THINGS are possible through Him. You are strong, resilient and your faith will keep you anchored in His teachings. Never give up and keep moving forward. Thanks for your candor and I appreciate the reminder to hold fast to these things. I need to be better.

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19 hours ago

@JustSandy65 @LangmanVince @LeaderJohnThune @ScottPresler Bruner is a John Thune sycophant. He knew exactly what he was doing.

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a day ago

@lippyent "Our Father Who Art in Heaven..." Because I'd realize that I'm next in about five or ten minutes when the fireball reaches me.

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a day ago

@ColleenCPA5 @jammles9 Yup

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a day ago

Why Are They ALWAYS From Florida?

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a day ago

@solar_ric FLORIDA WOMAN DETAINED AFTER ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO SAIL SHOPPING CART DOWN I-95 USING SHOWER CURTAIN JACKSONVILLE, FL — A Florida woman was detained early Tuesday morning after police say she attempted to ride a shopping cart down Interstate 95 at nearly 3 a.m. using a shower

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a day ago

FLORIDA WOMAN DETAINED AFTER ALLEGEDLY TRYING TO SAIL SHOPPING CART DOWN I-95 USING SHOWER CURTAIN JACKSONVILLE, FL — A Florida woman was detained early Tuesday morning after police say she attempted to ride a shopping cart down Interstate 95 at nearly 3 a.m. using a shower curtain as a homemade sail. According to investigators, 26-year-old Jessica Marino was spotted weaving through traffic while standing inside a shopping cart allegedly stolen from a nearby grocery store parking lot. Police reports claim the cart had been “modified for travel purposes” using duct tape, bungee cords, and a floral shower curtain attached to a mop handle. One witness told officers: “It looked like a homeless pirate entered NASCAR.” Authorities say Jessica allegedly told troopers she was “trying to catch the wind southbound” because Uber surge pricing was “financial oppression.” Drivers reportedly began slowing down after seeing the cart wobbling across the shoulder while the shower curtain flapped violently in traffic. According to police, Jessica was also wearing swim goggles and repeatedly yelling: “THE WIND IS PERFECT.” Things escalated after the cart allegedly struck a traffic barrel and spun into a patch of wet grass near an exit ramp. Witnesses claim Jessica climbed out completely unharmed and immediately blamed: “crosswinds and government interference.” Troopers say they discovered a backpack attached to the cart containing snacks, sunscreen, zip ties, and what appeared to be handwritten “navigation notes” for reaching Daytona Beach. One officer reportedly asked her: “You know this isn’t a real vehicle… right?” Jessica allegedly responded: “Not with that attitude.” Police say she remained cooperative during the arrest but continued insisting the idea “would’ve worked if the roads were flatter.” She was detained on charges including disorderly conduct and obstructing traffic. One trooper reportedly described the incident as: “the closest thing to Pirates of the Caribbean Florida has ever produced.

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a day ago

@solar_ric Some folks will say this was a fake story...

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2 days ago

@GuntherEagleman This was purely performative. It's a "symbolic" rebuke of Thune. It holds zero federal weight. I wish it weren't so... but them's the facts. #pissinginthewind

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2 days ago

@ScottPresler Sure Scott... but it's merely a performative censure. It holds zero federal weight. It's on record. Hopefully this opens many eyes to the hypocrisy of Thune's "leadership."