Mary Robinson @CardChick

HOW BOUT U SHUT THE HELL UP/we watchin’ or nah/listen up, dip$hits/GO CARDS FOREVER AND EVER Bluegrass State Joined February 2009

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A grammar book walks into a bar * An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. * A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. * A bar was walked into by the passive voice. * An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. * Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.” * A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite. * Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything. * A question mark walks into a bar? * A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. * Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type." * A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud. * A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. * Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart. * A synonym strolls into a tavern. * At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack. * A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment. * Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor. * A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered. * An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel. * The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known. * A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph. * The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. * A dyslexic walks into a bra. * A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines. * A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert. * A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget. * A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony . – Jill Thomas Doyle

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Mary Robinson @CardChick

3 weeks ago

May we all live a life so full that we have at least ONE person say something as meaningful and lovely as the thousands of people who have had something to say about Kenny Klein. And if you aren’t, start today.

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Mary Robinson @CardChick

4 weeks ago

I’ll never forget the Jimmy Buffett outdoor concert in Nola during a Final Four appearance against UK and Kenny Klein being there and thanking me (me!) for being a fan that traveled & contributing to the atmosphere. That’s the kind of guy he is. He didn’t know me at all.

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Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby

a month ago

Golden Tempo in the spotlight ☀️

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Mary Robinson @CardChick

2 months ago

Awww little house on the prairie Jules was in love with Rue #euphoria

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2 months ago

Ali didn’t relapse. He test the pill and realized it was laced with fentanyl. Now he’s making it right for Ruby Bennett and all the others. #euphoria

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film & tv scenes @filmtvscene

2 months ago

the fez and rue flashback made me sob 😭 #euphoria

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2 months ago

Alamo had that plan the minute Maddie said “DEA”. Damn. #euphoria

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Jason D. Mays @CoachJMays

2 months ago

Hwy 213 between Stanton and Jeffersonville. About 7:15. @Kentuckyweather

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BNO News @BNONews

2 months ago

WATCH: Gunfire erupts near the White House during ABC News reporter's video report

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Mary Robinson @CardChick

2 months ago

The totality of this corruption will never see the light in my lifetime.

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2 months ago

Soooo..when you adjust for inflation, are you advocating for a livable wage? MINIMUM WAGE IS $7.25 per hour with no healthcare. Get all the way out of here. Show me one Congressman who left worse than when they started, PLEASE.

Micah Erfan @micah_erfan

2 months ago

🚨 Mike Johnson: Members of Congress need to be able to stock trade so that they can feed their family.

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2 months ago

And it has nothing to do with sports. @Rutherford1414 🇺🇸

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2 months ago

I’m pretty selective, but Glenn earned a follow. 👏🏼👏🏼

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FactPost @factpostnews

2 months ago

The Trump administration has gutted the CDC’s Vessel Sanitation Program, firing every full-time inspector responsible for investigating cruise ship outbreaks.