Cardboard Dogs @CardboardDogs
cereal commentary maybe Joined April 2019-
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When sea turtles eat jellyfish is that like a spicy food? Turtles are crazy only eatin what’s painful. Im just trying to understand why they would do that. Crazy.
feel like im made of them plastic sporks.
In Dawn dish soap commercials, do they dunk ducks in oil before they scrub them? Where do they get oily ducks from
@PlayStation GET PAC-MAN WORLD 2 on PS4. would in fact be epic.
@FrostyNinja6 @dreamwastaken2 Dream literally nothing you have said or done needs an apology. People actually do bad shit, and it blows my mind that a glow squid vote is now controversial.
Just fucking obliterated the wither, feeling like a Minecraft god.
Say what ever you want about axes and netherite, but pigstep is the best thing to have ever happened to Minecraft
Farting when I run is like using a mushroom in Mario Kart
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