CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

#Dad #Husband #ConcernedCitizen #Grower #Cultivation #CannabisConnoisseur #CannabisAdvocate #homegardener first grower on X to grow the CripXmas line🪴🔥 Chinada Joined February 2009

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

16 minutes ago

This sounds stupid fire. Need a cultivar that's pine with a skunky burnt rubber. Something that's putrid and instantly destroys a room with stench when a jar is opened. I honestly haven't had any bud since I grew @DavdTheRockstar cultivars when my wife would yell, soon as I open the jar "I can smell dank ass weed!" From the basement and she was on the main floor. Need something that's just loud loud asf that isnt modern.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

14 hours ago

😂 "floating debris in his open head"

Dela @DelacroixHero

17 hours ago

Seeing this on shroom fucked me up

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

23 hours ago

There’s something profoundly satisfying about cultivating your own medicine in the heart of a basement. No flashy warehouses or commercial ops—just you, the plants, and a dedicated space turned sanctuary. This is my little organic grow tent a self-contained ecosystem where nature meets intention. Hanging LED lights cast that perfect spectrum, fans whisper gentle circulation, and a humidifier keeps the air just right. Those fabric or plastic pots? Filled with living soil teeming with microbes, no synthetic shortcuts. Every seed planted is an act of patience—watching leaves unfurl, buds swell, and terpenes develop into complex, aromatic profiles that no store-bought flower can match. As a cannabis connoisseur, this is where the real appreciation blooms. It’s not just about the end result; it’s the entire journey. The earthy scent of healthy soil after watering. The subtle differences in phenotypes. The ritual of trimming, curing, and finally tasting the fruits of your labor—floral, citrus, pine, or that deep gassy funk, that hits different every time. Fuck that candy sweet leaning shit. Growing organically connects you deeper to the plant, you taste the care in every puff. Cleaner, more vibrant effects. No hidden chemicals, just pure expression of the genetics and your environment. This hobby blends science, art, and reverence. It teaches discipline, observation, and respect for the cycle of life. In a world of convenience, there’s unmatched joy in growing something this personal. Who else grows in unconventional spaces? Drop your setup pics or favorite organic tips below—I’d love to see your journeys! #OrganicCannabis #HomeGrow #CannabisConnoisseur #BasementGarden #GrowYourOwn #TerpeneHunter #LivingSoil

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

a day ago

@PStarseed420 @janjanborrego Stupid crazy. 😂 Obviously won't get that indoors but man. Next year throw one outside. 🧐🔥

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

@janjanborrego @PStarseed420 Oh wow. Almost looks like a fuckin end of a spade. 😂 What terps did you get off those?

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

@PStarseed420 @janjanborrego Found those pics from the man you tagged here. Goes pure black huh. Shit. I wouldn't mind a Pheno that wreaks of rubber and fuel.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

@PStarseed420 @janjanborrego Yeah that pack keeps standing out to me. And I know it will be stupid good since it is a landrace and all. Pure Indica.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

@DavidDi46751096 @Dankmaster1996 Yes sir.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

CripXmas looking stellar. Another feeding and heavy water. @Dankmaster1996

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

@acaracf2 @PhilbertLDowns @TheGrassMenagry @Dankmaster1996 I too have all the parents etc he used to make the CripXmas cultivar. 🔥🔥

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

4 days ago

Have 8 beans in paper towel in a baggie on top of my cable box. 😂 usually how I start beans. 😂 Another run of @Dankmaster1996 CripXmas line. Stigma, Pressure skunk and CripXmas A2. Can't stop growing this mans stuff. 😂 It's the 🔥real deal.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

@acaracf2 @PhilbertLDowns @TheGrassMenagry @Dankmaster1996 Yeah he's got the heat brother. The plant is something special.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

2 days ago

@acaracf2 @TheGrassMenagry @Dankmaster1996 Well shit. 😂 Yeah I'm excited brother. Got 6 of his on the go again. Haha. I wanted 8 but 2 seeds didn't pop. So I put 2 more in their place.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

@royalqueenseeds Also those cubes look wet asf. Probably over watered as well.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

@royalqueenseeds Light too far. Stretching for it. Turn lanky. Need to replant into deeper pots and bury stem to first leaf set. Easy fix. Not a loss.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

@acaracf2 @TheGrassMenagry @Dankmaster1996 Sensi? Huh. 😂

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

And here we go! 4 stigmas popped. 2 pressure skunks popped. I still have 2 pressure skunks on paper towel that haven't popped yet. Going to let them stay on there longer if nothing by tomorrow I'll say those seeds are probably not viable anymore, 3.5 days on the towel. Then I'll just add 2 more to the towel if need be. @Dankmaster1996

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

@adamlovesgree98 @TrippyGrowz 👀🔥

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

@RightSideSmiles Government priorities. Imagine 23 billion not to Ukraine and to water bombers. 😂

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

@Humvees36 @ChadimirPoutine @MarkJCarney Because his handlers said so.

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CartoonJesus @CartoonJesus

3 days ago

Whys that? Fuck the crown. It can go back to where it came from. It's sad 23 billion to Ukraine. Imagine 23 billion to water bombers. What fire? Government priorites definitely are not for the benefit of Canada or its citizens. Just a big fucking washing machine of illusions. Wake the fuck up. Sheep.