lemmy chillmister @Caster8
think inside the box Joined June 2009-
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a couch fucking channel called OnlyVance
no chill yoga class this weekend because my man JC needs to work on the original corpse pose
everyday is opening day when you drink a six pack every night
like George costanza - choosing to believe my cousins sriracha jerky isn’t tearing me apart
“ you have to quit eating homemade footlong hoagies immediately “- doc “Why’s that”-me “So I can examine you”
the “hates participation trophies” crowd sure assassinated a lot of abortion providers
tanning my b-hole and my balls now I guess - tite
that’s it - I’m with the tunnel bf now
this “breakfast food-truck cops” script I’m writing is going nowhere - it’s all “dammit O’Brien, you’re writing checks your body can’t hash!”
this isn’t very myeongdong hamburger toast - korean street food 8:54 of you …
a tornado but also a wildfire mixed in feels a lot like my work environment rn tbh
22 items left in your shopping cart that people are raving about
Dustin Hoffman (portraying a dr) leans lose to me and whispers “micro plastics” i’m dying annnnd scene
does ‘soft on pedos’ imply ‘bulging, rock hard on pedos’ ?
Just popped some canned clam chowder in my eye right off the stove
on day three of eating questionable seafood - docs orders- not letting em languish in the fridge so much as “eat more fish”
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