Ray Celeste @CelestialRay
Parody Account Joined November 2013-
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this is how you’re encouraged to read in grad school
@SavLovesSwift @junglegirl666 I love the Period Company! My favs are the sporty stretch ones and the reusable pads.
@SavLovesSwift Omg there is SO much shaming about wearing pads. Idk why but now that I wear reusable pads and underwear I feel less judged because it’s an economic/environmental choice.
@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes A lion, a tiger, and bear? Oh my!
@weischoice I want to start responding to texts and emails when I see them (rather than hold off, get anxiety about being a bad communicator, and responding months later)
Ray Celeste retweeted
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
Ray Celeste retweeted
We don't need to be protecting abusers. Way to go mom.
Ray Celeste retweeted
i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
Well folks, we’ve hit the point in the semester where the imposter syndrome is getting to me SO instead of thoughtful responses in class I will exclusively be making jokes because 🎶I was clearly just accepted for entertainment🎶 💫
Ray Celeste retweeted
i’m obsessed with soft launch boyfriend reveal culture. is that a man’e sleeve in ur mirror selfie?? who’s drinking that second beer in your photo dump?? keep the people guessing!!!
@Bojangles I’ve been listening to Middle of Love by Jake Wesley Rogers nonSTOP this summer
@Bojangles @AKittermeister ummmmm, I think I NEED these
Ray Celeste retweeted
I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
@kellyhaynes95 They could then go door to door to collect data for the census, and then door to door to deliver mail, and then go door to door to provide wellness checks, AND THE LIST GOES ON
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@mediocreleo also why do you need to fill out an app if you're giving them a resume?? doesn't just one do the trick?
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