Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh
Dysfunctional Programming account #1. Senior SWE. I write C++ for money. ex-Haskell, ex-OCaml. All opinions are my own. chshersh.com London, UK Joined October 2013-
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My grandpa used to say: “Every piece of software dies twice. One time when somebody uses it for the last time. A second time, when it’s rewritten in Rust.”
Flow is now written in Rust 🦀 The migration from OCaml to Rust brought up to 2x faster type-checking on large codebases.
I haven't bought an AC or fan in the UK intentionally. This is like a free sauna experience. We're the children of Sun and Earth. When our parents send us gifts, we say, "Thank you!"
AC discourse with Europe is always funny on this site this was my setup last summer in Spain for a brief period of time
@neogoose_btw I'm glad we're on the same page
@tekbog That's the plan. Become the incarnation of rotisserie chicken.
@ssh_umer Going great. Already bought the equipment.
My favourite C++ type is std::string_view. So I decided to double down on strings and bought this beauty.
@rep_movsd Already tried it x.com/ChShersh/statu…
I use memcpy, and the C++ compiler be like: "Bro, are you stupid? I ain't calling this ass function. It's a single mov."
C++ looked at my code and said: "Nice piece of bitwise logic you have here. Would be a real shame if someone optimised it into a single mov."
@DaleBirthright5 What confidence value do you have in both outcomes?
Bruh, you need IQ 140+ to understand this xkcd
@sphere_homotopy Хорошая задачка. Ответ, конечно же, 6 и 9. Но зумеры скажут что 6 и 7.
@fox6502 I don't even need this entire function, apparently
@LeoVasanko I think you might need a bswap on big endian
@lisyarus std::assume_aligned for especially brave
@lisyarus > it might be simpler to std::memcpy into a local and then return it :) You mean this? x.com/ChShersh/statu…
I use memcpy, and the C++ compiler be like: "Bro, are you stupid? I ain't calling this ass function. It's a single mov."
@Duderichy Underestimating the finance bro in London arc as well
@sandislonjsak Not a flex unless your AC looks like this
@techhdive More question than answers
I didn't plan for this ratio to be so savage. I apologise.
@alegator_cs > give me a challenge Find a job
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