Your Mpude Vendor @ChePatuma
Blantyre, Malawi Joined April 2018-
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God was in his bag when he gave me a little sister with the same type of humor I like.
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I’m so glad I met my worst ngga already. That mf trained me for WAR. 🪖💪🏽 😂
I reached 5'2 and God said enough my Child 🥲🥲
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Komanso chopangila date mamuna woti amakhala pano kukangana, kutukwanana with people/strangers for likes and laughs chikhale chani? He clearly wasn't loved enough at home now he's out here looking for relevance and attention iwe nkumati koma daddy ndampeza. Smh
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I'm a very independent woman but i have no desire dating someone who watches me do everything on my own
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I genuinely don’t mind cooking, just don’t force me to do it 😭😭
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Getting my number is kinda easy, but now who will you chat to? 😭
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Can we normalize ignoring people until you're in a better mood??
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i’m no longer searching for love. new goal is to embrace being a sexy horrible evil avoidant woman instead
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I like my man to give me money and pay for everything I am not going to lie like y'all😂
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