Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

Pessimist | Proudly Igbo | Budding developer 👨🏾‍💻 | I Block Bigots Instantly | Joined March 2020

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

a hour ago

So, I guess X figured out they couldn't solve the problem of having 500 quoted tweets but showing only 5, so now they don't show any number at all. WYSIWYG

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Rex @Rubyrex6

a day ago

My wife and i lost our first baby boy during delivery last year June 2025. In 2026 same June our beautiful baby girl arrived, indeed God is wonderful.

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@Tatarigami_UA Ukraine is supposed to be under martial law, the same martial law that is usually quoted as the reason they can't have elections, but they can hold demonstrations. Tells you all you need to know about how inorganic these protests are, Fedorov's associates in the West scheming.

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

2 hours ago

If Tinubu/APC stain your white, even Hypo no fit save you, go and ask. By the way, BAT, if you're reading this, I just want you to know that you're an absolute disgrace, the worst president in the history of Nigeria, and you will be dragged screaming out of office if need be. 🙏🏾

5STAR💈 @5starbarber_1

a day ago

This is how oshodi looked the last time I visited. Your agenda failed, stop forcing what is not plsss

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

3 hours ago

If you don't wait for Obi to pay that fine and issue that apology, Amadioha go kpai you. You will be the first out the door when he becomes president. Useless cargo.

Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK) @fkeyamo

14 hours ago

Thank you @Onsogbu for bringing this to my attention. Please, Mr. Nnaemeka Ikerionwu should proceed to see the Director of Commercial and Business Development for the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) and he will be directed on the mode of payment of the fine for the

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

4 hours ago

Man, I'm really, really tired of finding surprise money in my dream, only to wake up shortly afterwards. What category of dream is this for goodness sake? I was convinced this one was for real 'cause it went on for long enough. I was already putting together a shopping list. 😢😭

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

12 hours ago

I don't speak Portuguese, but this translation looks incredible if accurate. 😭

7th Year: Nyny 𖣂 @Any_moret

a day ago

Antes de comprar um bebedouro, certifique-se de q seu cachorro n é um COVARDE BUNDÃO BUNDA MOLE, pq o meu é é ele tá com medo DA PORRA DO BEBEDOURO

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

12 hours ago

@sopp1_sopii This tattooed freak, Oliyniwhateva, has too much hate in her heart, and it couldn't possibly be good for her. Little wonder she was double bageled at Wimbledon. The other Ukrainian players are odious enough, but this lizard might be too problematic for even them.

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

12 hours ago

I already knew I would find women fuming in the quotes, screaming "weaponised incompetence".

Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard

2 days ago

Sorry I laughed too hard at this

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Speedy Updates @SpeedUpdates1

a day ago

It was infront of us this entire time 😂🇪🇸🇦🇷

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

13 hours ago

I saw someone complaining about "the new X UI/UX" on my TL and decided to manually update the app, and YIKES! This shit is chaotic and hurts my eyes. I don't know what app this is, but let's see if the update grows on me. Not like I have any choice or say in the matter.

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

14 hours ago

I wish we could place bets on how long an account has got left before it is packed up by Nikita for recycling posts. I've seen this post for the thousandth time. Don't blink @fwtimini.

𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini

24 hours ago

Wait, so you all actually check out of hotels at the front desk? Am I the only one who just leaves?

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

16 hours ago

@vughnn Condolences. ❤️

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

17 hours ago

What's worse is not just that he ruined all our lives with this, it is that he profited off what was originally nonprofit, and became a billionaire. I'm just happy he has more haters than admirers.

Sam Altman @sama

4 years ago

today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

19 hours ago

@don_pet Fair enough, plus you have a family to consider. The UK does have its perks (I'm partial for a few reasons), and the locations I mentioned are not places I fancy, despite the capacity to earn more, throw in Canada. I had a num. of friends that left the NHS and moved to Australia.

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

21 hours ago

@shrimpala @moajay__ @xFlyGod Well, it sure attracted some recognition, and until any alleged deleted tweets surface, it would remain a cracking prediction.

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

21 hours ago

@EfeTheeGreat @larabillionaire @Atinuke_Naomi Yes, please.

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

a day ago

@General_Somto Peter Obi will create jobs, so these grim images will become a thing of the past. Hang on tight, but get your PVCs while at it.

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Choobakah ❁ @ChequerSpell

a day ago

Death penalty for this smug thief.

EFCC Nigeria @officialEFCC

2 days ago

EFCC Secures Final Forfeiture of University, Radio Station, 46 Other Properties Linked to Malami The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Wednesday, July 15, 2026, secured the final forfeiture of 48 properties linked to a former Attorney-General of the Federation