Lion King | Chief Atabo @ChiefAtabo

@Faititi What do you mean? 30+ men like women who share their private life in public unnecessarily?

So a responsible man will see how you share your life outside like this and still want to continue?

Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35

6 hours ago

“I'm 40 years old, single, not married and I don't have any children. It's not that men aren't approaching me, but whenever l agree to go on a date with them, they stop talking to me afterward. Even when I call or text them, they never respond” - Woman laments.

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Newlywed couple’s marriage reportedly ends after two days over a food dispute at their reception in Edo

Omo see skin. I need to make money; my wife and kids skin must glow glow.

All things are working for my good.

A Nigerian police officer seized the driver’s licence of a UK-based Nigerian on the Ibadan Expressway simply because the man said he had no money to give him.

J’ai créé une fausse grand mère de 70 ans. je lui ai ouvert un compte Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp et Telegram. Voici ce que ça donne, en moins de 24h. Le compte Facebook a déjà + de 4500 amis, plus de 2000 messages sur Whatsapp (de tout les pays du monde) Internet est affolant, protégez vos familles, ami(e)s, enfants…

How true is this @grok ?

VS @sucker4process

2 days ago

Yuck

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@Being_Adaa "Shes going to outgrow him" sounds okay. But, if folks say "he is going to outgrow her" it's never not.

Another day of posting my dad till he finds a job. Hi everyone, please help me. My father is yet to find a driving job. Please, if you’re in need of a driver in Aba, send a direct message to me. I want him to get back to work as soon as possible. Please help me and repost.🥹🙏

🇬🇪Georgia is becoming a major business hub. The country’s economy doubled in 5 years and is growing by 8% a year. International tech companies pay 0% corporate tax and just 5% on dividends and salaries. Georgia is seriously underrated as a place to visit and do business.

Lmao

aloy ejimakor @AloyEjimakor

17 hours ago

BREAKING: US Congressman John James moves a motion on the floor of US Congress for the immediate release of MAZI NNAMDI KANU. Kudos to DOS, AVID, Ambassadors for Self Determination & Rising Sun for a job well done in record time, and in the open for the whole world to see.

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Why are you people this stupid?

Enigma @0xAdesola

a day ago

If you have someone in USA, Australia or Canada that can open HandshakeAI or Outlier account for you By September, if you are not swimming in millions of Naira make I bend!

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Can never be Okpa. Even their presidential candidate feeds off importation.

WANTED SOLDIER OF NIGERIAN ARMY ORDNANCE CORPS OVER ALLEGED ILLEGAL SUPPLY OF MILITARY UNIFORMS The Headquarters Nigerian Army Ordnance Corps (NAOC) has declared one of its personnel, Private Mohammed Yusuf Amutu, wanted over his alleged involvement in the illegal sale and supply of military uniforms to terrorists and other criminal elements. Preliminary investigations indicate that the soldier, who was serving at the Nigerian Army Ordnance Kits Factory, absconded from his unit on 3 June 2026. Consequently, he has been declared wanted by the appropriate military authorities, while intensive efforts are underway to locate and apprehend him to face a full investigation and appropriate disciplinary action in accordance with extant military laws. The Nigerian Army Ordnance Corps wishes to state unequivocally that it has zero tolerance for misconduct, indiscipline, or any act capable of compromising the operational effectiveness, integrity and reputation of the Nigerian Army or threatening national security. Any personnel found to have aided terrorists, criminals or other non-state actors through the unauthorized sale, diversion or distribution of military uniforms, accoutrements or other controlled items will be subjected to the full weight of military and civil laws. The Corps therefore appeals to members of the public to support ongoing efforts by providing credible information that could lead to the arrest of the wanted soldier. Such information should be reported immediately to the nearest military formation or any security agency. The Headquarters Nigerian Army Ordnance Corps reassures Nigerians of its unwavering commitment to accountability, professionalism and the protection of military assets. The Corps will continue to strengthen internal control measures and ensure that every allegation of misconduct is thoroughly investigated while those found culpable are held fully accountable. OLUWATOPE DORCAS ALUKO Major Assistant Director, Army Public Relations Headquarters Nigerian Army Ordnance Corps 23 July 2026

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Someone among my prospective opponents privatized government investment in public entities but forgot to pay the pension. I’m clearing the pensioners now, so clearing the mess they created. - President Tinubu today criticized Atiku again on privatization as he received a 'thank you' visit from the Northeast stakeholders for renominating Vice President Kashim Shettima.

BREAKING: President Tinubu Approves Expansion of Nigerian Army to 12 Divisions, Recruiting 28,000 Additional Personnel Here is the full list of the 12 Divisions after President Tinubu’s approval: 1. 1 Division – Kaduna (Kaduna, Kano, Katsina and Jigawa States) 2. 2 Division – Ibadan (Oyo, Osun, Ekiti and Ondo States) 3. 3 Division – Jos (Plateau, Bauchi and Gombe States) 4. 5 Division – Makurdi (Benue, Nasarawa and Kogi States) 5. 6 Division – Port Harcourt (Rivers, Akwa Ibom and Cross River States) 6. 7 Division – Maiduguri (Borno and Yobe States) 7. 8 Division – Sokoto (Sokoto, Kebbi and Zamfara States) 8. 9 Division – Ilorin (Kwara and Niger States) 9. 10 Division – Jalingo (Taraba and Adamawa States) 10. 81 Division – Lagos (Lagos and Ogun States) 11. 82 Division – Enugu (Enugu, Anambra, Abia, Ebonyi and Imo States) 12. 83 Division – Benin City (Edo, Delta and Bayelsa States) The implementation of the new force structure will be executed in two phases. The initial phase, which includes the establishment of the 5, 9, and 10 Divisions, along with the reorganization of existing formations, is slated for completion by September 2026. The subsequent phase, which involves the establishment of the 83 Division and additional reorganization, is anticipated to be finalized by December 2026.

@ThreeLeftThumbs Do you know what summer feels like in most European countries?

Corpers no trek reach Europeans and their tourist. Trekking is so normal in Europe to the point where the cities are properly planned for trekking. Dem call am "walkable city"

Manny @ma_nuel007_

2 days ago

Everybody treks Corpers just wear uniforms

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