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32K Followers 29K FollowingMarried. Dog and cat mom. Caregiver and boutique worker. Aquarius. Kidney transplant x2. Anxiety and depression. Love metal and rock music and camping.
26K Followers 7K FollowingShe may not look like much but she can catch a man. So southern Duke's Mayo quoted me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
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60K Followers 31K FollowingHey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
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