👽 Alien Archaeologist 👽 @ClassADude
I follow smart, funny people. Big plus to anyone with horror in their profile. I am liberal and #BLM . twitter.com/search?f=tweet… NorCal Joined October 2010-
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Popping on to say I'm joining the masses who are heading over to blue sky, which is a lot like the old Twitter before Elonia bought it.
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@ChrisBabcock2 @RoselandPrep @JustGusPD Willits should have been in as well as Middletown. Moreau Catholic, Vallejo and Fortuna should not be in D7. There are a lot of coaches and school administrators at D7 that are raising a ruckus on social media.
@JustGusPD This new playoff format is at the expense of small schools. It's not equitable and rewards teams that have larger enrollments vs smaller schools that had good seasons (8-2???). I used to love HS football more than college and way more than the NFL, but this leaves a sour taste.
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[choking back dread because of my past] yes i’ll water your plants
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Air Quality Alert: Smells like tequila and bad decisions
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baristas at starbucks don’t give a fuck if they spell your name right. my cup had anxiety ridden freak written on it.
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Just leave me the box of sugar cones and don't ask any questions.
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Out of jail for now
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